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Eye of the Storm

The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...

by hypermouska
Finding Snarkie

At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow
Trapped in Paradise

Suddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge...

by hali12114721767
Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting

"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia
A Forgotten Memory

The missing link between the Usurper plot and the Curse of Qasala...!

by jjquil
Sloth's Takeover! (Er... Well, Lack Thereof)

I have invaded almost every aspect of Neopia possible. My latest conquest is the Neopian Times. Since I have already invaded the editorial section, I need a new challenge...

by sumthingshiny
Being Me

It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721
The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here

"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13
Sketching a Pteri

She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...

by pigeons707
Faeries Don't Forget

We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...

by ira_7700
The Changing ROOm

This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...

by oily106
 
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"Sketching a Pteri" by pigeons707
She held the paint brush with her left wing and ran as fast as she could. She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew’s adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...




Other Stories


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The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers
Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice

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The Wonders of Meridell
On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629

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Let Darkness Fall: Part Eight
Standing to meet them at the altar was Jeran. He looked the same as he always had when they had talked as friends, except for the pleading look in his eyes...

by feriku

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Ice Cream: Part Two
Along one wall was a row of what looked like giant cones for ice cream, empty and on their sides. Adee ran over to them...

by sikki_lo

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SLORG ATTACK!
Here ya go!

Idea by _dark_black_star_

by plaid_love


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Baby Sitting Problems
Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard!

by pepper_kitten44



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