Short Stories

	The Misadventures of a Red Hissi "Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?" Also by extreme_fj0rd by kittengriffin
	You Too They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately... by innuashsgirl
	The Un-Surprise Party "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties... by qazx301
	Never Ever Forget Me Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light... by sonictheonlyhedgehog
	A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit "Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?" by lavalampsnake99
	Advert Attack Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!" by blackcairn
	Rupert's First Mission Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer... by puffpastry654
	Freedom "Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..." by springsteen0991
	Sibby and the Beach Cave "The pirates are coming!" by myrtale
	A Faerie Tale She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed... by themagpiesbanter
	Inspiration Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him... by c_h_e_e_z_e_s

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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...

Other Stories

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All Out War at the Beauty Contest
So you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?

by baby_beagle1991

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Misplacing Meepits
We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)

by daymarket

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Four
There were buttons pushed and sharp zaps following, and then the pets exited the contraption a pink color. It looked like the Secret Lab Ray she'd heard about, but she was somehow fairly certain that this wasn't it...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka

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Traitors And Warriors: Part Six
Why did that voice sound exactly like my own? My eyes struggled to focus. I saw someone standing before me: a tall air faerie with a wry smile and shining blue eyes. It was me...

by humgruffin

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My Grarrl Bob!
Wake up, little Bob!

by larenchan

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Oh the Irony...
Caution: Neopet-Eating Carp Ahead!

by ohgreatloopy1o_o

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