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Of Silence: a Home for the Holidays: Part One

It’s fast approaching two in the morning when the candles above Kanrik’s work desk begin to dance in what would seem to be the ghost of an unnatural breeze; and that, as always, can only mean one thing: The thief’s got a visitor.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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If I Won...

What would you do if you happened to be browsing around Neopia, only to realize you had actually won the Neopian lottery? Scream and shout? Jump up and down, much to the delight of your pets and neighbors? Dash off to the National Neopian Bank and quickly deposit it all?

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The Morning Paper
"Horeseay, listen to this, the grooming shop is having a hair stylist in their beauty salon next week for free consultations. If you decide to have it cut and styled like they recommend, it is all on sale. I have always wanted to have my hair styled by a specialist. Maybe I will get a whole new look." I went on, "what do you think?"

by applefaerie99

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Moving On
My name is Darius Blake, I am a shadow Draik and I think social services are stupid.

by __ayahrox__

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Attack of the Marblemen: a Trophy Guide
The purpose of this guide is to give you the strategy and information to get a trophy, specifically a gold trophy, as easily and quickly as possible. This isn't a walkthrough; there's 70 different level designs and that would be way too much. Instead of focusing on individual levels, I'm going to lay out what I did to set myself up to play for the trophy.

by sargelw

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The Definitive Guide To Hissi
A comprehensive guide to Neopia's favorite serpentine creatures.

by alli_draggy

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Immediate Regret
That new colour seemed really cool a moment ago...

by fatefulwings

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Shenanigans: Advent
Some puns are un-fir-givable.

by delugent_tears

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