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P.B.P.C.: Silent Epidemic

Now you may be asking yourself, "Why have I never heard of Paint Brush Personality Complex?", also known as P.B.P.C. to the physicians at the Neopian Hospital. And the answer is quite simple. It is unpredictable, and most pets are in denial that they even suffer from it. The basic summary of this disease is that it brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the...

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