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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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Ready to Adopt?



Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...



Other Stories


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Easter in the Gnome Underground
"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..."

by myfallenrevival4

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Boring Old Yellow
A basic colour – how she hated it! She had been the same colour at birth and never changed. Boring old yellow.

by rubizad

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Are You Ready To Adopt?
You push open the heavy iron door with clammy hands. Above you, a sign reads, 'NEOPIAN POUND'. Take a breath in. Be prepared for the biggest decision of your life...

by razzlewriter

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Painting To Suit Character
But why do I personally paint my pets? They certainly look fine enough in their red, yellow, green or blue finery, nothing wrong with that at all. However, the paintbrush colour I choose for them, that I think long and hard about, matches their CHARACTER.

by glamness

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Insert Witty Title Here
Stopped by the formatting wall. Ouch.

by beachnut14

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Anonymous Candy and Rude Awakenings
Dedicated to the Chomby Festival! Hope everyone had a great time!

by nadia8705



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