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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part One

From the outside, the house looked to be fairly large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell...

by puppy200010
At the AstroVilla: Part One

Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival...

by kemppotatoe
Xaraak: Part One

Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"

by oznozboopenheimer
 
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On the Cup: Dasher Soley



"Those lubbers thought they'd got us, wi' that huge lump of a forward who does nothin' but stand in front o' the goal an' rocket in th' shots. But if he don't get the Yooyu, he don't score nothin', so we played to stop th' Yooyu gettin' near 'im an' it worked. An' we've got good ol' Garven [Hale] in goal, so even when those flower-heads got th' Yooyu to him, Volgoth couldn't do anythin' with it..."



Other Stories


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Hyperion: The Beginning
"You know where they'll end up," the second voice said. "Where all the others do." Dr. Death said nothing in response to this...

by micrody

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Erew: The Seventh Abandoning
Dr._Death lifted his head and stared at Erew in disbelief and annoyance. "So how many times now?" he asked dryly...

by jamice_muff_muff

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A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley
"... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!"

by rookina

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Bonju Vs. Jhuidah
Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them.

by iamskot

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The Problems With Dung
What is the difference?

Idea by plutoplus1

by richnangela005


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Aboard the Black Dubloon
They say he can't swim...

by ravenatore



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