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	Benevolent Boss Geez you'd think after this long he'd lighten up... by _quartervirus_
	Ink: Inversion - Part 1 New to Ink or want a recap? Catch up at http://www.neopets.com/~Ronjono by june_scarlet
	A Partner's Return The reunion of two friends... by krabbox
	Rina Comics - Volume 3 Remember, it helps to be specific! (Also by Neoskulltula) by benrina
	Average Neopians #2 Life outside of Neopia can be rough... That's what we have Neopets for! by dynamic_junction
	Uh, good aim? The heart wants what it wants. Also by grimlane. by dianalovee
	Ice Cream Machine Woes Today is the day! in collaboration with imbitter & jordenluff by depraving
	Monstrous Mayhem - Customization Scary is a relative term. by fallingdaybreak
	Random Oddness: Partners and Sidekicks wowwwww by mistyqee
	The Pant Devil Attacks! At least he let you keep the fork. by purplegirl_2012
	Geli Talks 3 Other pets, can't live with them and can't....live with them by cyberpuppy33
	Skeith juice cocktail Make sure you look whose listening... by carmenprince

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From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil Career

So you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with. With little to no job security as you may be fired, fired at or caught in the cross-fire when those goodies come to put a stop to everything you want to get out of the minion-status pronto, become a henchman quickly and then aim for the heady heights of being numero uno sidekick. Don’t worry, with a lot of dedication and hard work you can achieve your goals if you follow our fool proof guide.

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Unheard, Unseeing — Creamy's Petpet Spotlight
It all started when Alice was very young. It could have been only a short time ago, as Alice is still quite young.... We'll say it could have been in her first year of Neoschool — first or second.

by dewdropzz

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What Lies Beneath
“If I have to fill out one more requisition request, I’m going to scream.”

by skutterbotched

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From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil Career
So you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with.

by smilingpony

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For Justice! A Guide to Heroic Sidekicks -For Collab
Hello there, Neopian Times readership of JUSTICE! Have you come to this article hoping to learn about SIDEKICKS?

You have?

Strap yourself in, young heroes, and bring lots of snacks, because you’re in for a barrage of nonstop action.

by parody_ham

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A Queen's Ascension - War:Part Eight
The Altadorian Docks were bustling as always, with many ships docked at the harbour and many more arriving or departing with goods from all over Neopia.

by dudeiloled

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The Treasure of Smuggler's Cove:Part Three
“You’re lost, Sammy,” Clyf accused.

“No I’m not! I know exactly where I am going!” Sammy said defensively. But he was a terrible liar; you could hear the fear in his voice.

by unfogging

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