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NT Withdrawals, Pt 3

Making it worse is that three weeks have passed. Should we tell him?

by korbat2_5
The Beauty Contest Paradox

Technically, both ARE true...

by mimitchi880
Neolodge's new feature

that makes sense...

by bruyne
The Marvelous Misadventures of Super Attack Pea - 5

Super interesting topics for super squads.

also by _aragorn_

by joslucca3000

i'm broke

but im changing up the ways i earn $$$

by irasshai
Trouble In Meridell

Who knew Dragoyles were so sensitive...

by muramoomo
Head in the Clouds: Pack Rat

Hoarding is rewarding here in Neopia!

by yoshisislandbandit
The secret of Elvin

The kiko is pop

by itsume_tao
Grundo Logic

We were both right...

by brixta
Did I hear 'event'?

ummm wait...

by aquarelar
Peace and Quiet

In danger or the perfect ploy?

by liezelotte8
NeoDorks

Comic for UsukiCon.

by ixienthusiast
Is it Halloween Yet?

Some of us can't wait for Halloween!

by asterozoa
Let's Play NQ2! Part 1

A difference in views.

by snow_catt
New avatar madness!

Just some light hearted humour

by gleenut
 
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Pets Are Friends Not Food



While browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’. Well, unfortunately, there is plenty of demand in Neopia for REAL Draik Steak. If the idea of eating something made from a Neopet, PetPet, or even Petpetpet horrifies you then please read on as I detail the variety of gruesome Pet-based foods found in Neopia, so you know what foods to avoid. In this article I will only be detailing the foods which *explicitly* mention that they contain ingredients of Pet, PetPet, or PetPetPet. There are a great number of other foods which contain ingredients that are somewhat concerning in origin which you may want to avoid just in case (anything made from brains, tongues, wings, fingers, or hair).



Other Stories


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Reginald Acorn and The Mysterious Jewel Thief
The beginning of Reginal'd adventures as a detective!

by dtrg

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Neia The White Knight
Some knew her as daring, some knew her as cunning, and some knew her as The White Knight. Alfineia the White Lupe, Neia as most knew her by, is a hero unlike any other.

by xatrocious

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Pets Are Friends Not Food
While browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’

by phoned

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The Worst Gifts You Could Give
There are a lot of different ways you can express your gratitude to friends and family. You can tell them that you cherish them and care about them, you can take them on a fantastic vacation around the world, or you can shower them with gifts and presents! Gift giving is a tradition as old as time, and we now have so many holidays that really revolve around giving presents to those close to you.

by ellaisback

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Jolla and the Magic of the Dream Fortress
The faerie’s footsteps reverberated off the gleaming stone tile. The interior sprawled like a grand hall, neutral greys dominating the polished floors and high-vaulted ceiling. Specks of tinted rainbow light flashed through the stained-glass windows, the passing clouds that were close enough to touch caused the light to dance. As she floated, following behind the faerie’s footsteps, Jolla the Dimensional Peophin took in her new assignment. The sorceress thought to herself, “So this is the inside of the Dream Fortress…”

by miraday

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Four
I had been disconnected from my family for roughly a week or so, so it felt good to be reunited with them as we headed back to our Neohome even though it was not the longest time that I had been away from them.

by lupe_hunter_7



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