Comics

	A Candy Pun He had quite a big collection too. by eenlee
	The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part II Uh-Oh Also by artemislknight by bha288
	Head in the Clouds: Aisha Eyes The power of their vision is just too great for this world. by yoshisislandbandit
	Coconuts... Where did that coconut come from? by draggi_pi2
	A Pear of Shoes I love you, too! Also by o_babypet4me_o by truebrony
	A Claw-ful Pun He only had one pupil... by kennielee
	Petpet Battles: Expectations vs. Reality Well... by vortext
	Oh... Someone got off the wrong foot... by timezor
	Second Helping Can I have another, please? Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Faerie Caverns Logic I guess you have to try tomorrow! by arijuka
	Bargain or Bust? I'm finally a Baby Aisha! Also by sosuleaf by marbear_4u
	Random Oddness This is why Dartenne needs supervision. by mistyqee
	Make Some Noise! Make some noise with Balthazar! by xsugarush
	A Royal Problem You have nothing to worry about... by dopestarinc

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Chocolate Pet Ownership

Dipped waffle cones for a tantalizing crunch. Some accented with candy corn, others with red licorice. Every mouth-watering piece complete with a cherry on top and curls of decadent shaved chocolate. To many Neopians, that sounds like a deliciously decadent sweet treat. To chocolate pet owners, the thought brings horrified tears. With Valentine’s day fast approaching, it’s time to discuss the perils of Chocolate pet ownership.

Other Stories

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Of Silence: the Two Arts
“Uhm... well, I play it, sometimes,” he eventually decides to admit, seeming overwhelmingly embarrassed to do so, his voice hushed to a whisper. Honestly, him saying that he plays it "sometimes" is a gross understatement, but he would never admit that to Kanrik. Yet, at least. “I’ve, uh... Playing the violin is something I’ve done since I was a child.”

by theschizophrenicpunk

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A Witty Draik
A Draik faces a huge problem when Jhudora steals her necklace.

by keruza

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Deceptively Easy Game Avatars to Get This Year
It's one of the most dreaded avatar categories.. game avatars! Ahhh. But, hear me out, some are actually easy! And perhaps you never even realized how easy. Here I list the top ten deceptively easy game avatar, from easiest to achieve to hardest.

by earthiness

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Kiss The Mortog: A Guide To Keeping Clean
The point of this game is simple: kiss the right frog and reveal a prince. This should be easy, I mean it's a prince disguised as a petpet, you'd think there'd be a visual cue or something. Nope. No way.

by alienigenosidad

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Southward Bound: Part Four
“Well, I could wish Furgles the Luckiest Babaa was here. There is a way to detach the artefact, and this device has hinted at how to reverse what it did, but there is one small problem in reversing it.”

by kaioti

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One Way Out: Part Six
Chosek stared at the hand of the compass, which was enthusiastically pointing off towards the window. After a long day of traveling, he was tired and couldn’t possibly follow the advice of such a perplexing device. It was clear by now that it’s only purpose was to lead them to certain doom.

by the_wingless_unknown

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