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	Pound Puns You could say... Also by twistedraja by sophieauditore
	Unfair Treatment Why am I not the one.... Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Aisha Eyes See? Aren't they pretty? by ghost0face
	Poor Weewoos Does this look like a good time to you? by gleenut
	With Friends Like This... No more omelettes! Also by Pulc3tta by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie What did she do?! by elementdragongirl
	NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic Okay, now that's really unfair... by mbredboy31
	Fishing Issues And most importantly, where do they buy sandals? by sophiaabic
	Sunny Side Up The culinary choices are so limited! by amarettoball
	The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement. Who determines spectacular exactly? by goldensif
	The Techo Master's Secret Eeee oooo Also by yashasvika by vanillerrybeitje
	The Three Stages of Fear Baby Pteri Eggs Edition... by marcthegr8est1
	Neoquest Logic Optional?! Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed Who can a Cybunny trust? by angul888
	Haunt It begins. by spunkydog34
	The Kelp The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated! Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Smack-A-Hmm This is how bad I am at playing games... by innosently
	Hide and Seek Let's try another game... by supertualet
	Strategy Anything is possible. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Papa's Got Jokes Dad puns are the best puns Also by Kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Codestone Humor I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day... by dune
	Envelope Please Eliv Thade! Also by spirochetes by linnipooh
	Heard It All Before Trust me, I've heard it all Also by robotbo23 by wowlame
	Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat Your own personal swimming pool! by yoshisislandbandit
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs. by june_scarlet

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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."

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Once Upon a Memory
It all seems like such a long time ago—ironic, really, given that we live hundreds of years in the past now.

by parody_ham

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The Spelling Test
t was one of those hot, lazy, summer days when all you want to do is lie on your back among the buttercups and listen to the springabees buzzing by. Being stuck in a classroom felt like being in prison, and I couldn’t wait for the afternoon to end.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Totally Irrational Things That We Do!
Why do we sometimes do things that are totally irrational on this site? To gather information, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. They posted some very interesting habits of theirs, habits that are totally irrational, yet totally universal as well!

by indulgences

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Top 10 Underrated Neopian Beverages
I'll gladly let you know all about what you've been missing. Here are the top 10 Neopian beverages that you may not be drinking now... but should be!

by violetflowersinavase

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Desert Requiem: Part Five
Jazan, Nabile, Farisem, Sayidah, and Tomos filed into Jazan's study upon the premature end of the royal ball. Khalid made his appearance there shortly after them. He sat down in a corner of the room and did not meet anyone's gaze.

by kalnya

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The Burning Book of Moltara: Part One
Yet, while nearly everyone in Neopia screams about Yooyuball and discusses their favorite flavor of slushie, a little pair of neopets find their way into a mostly deserted Faerieland Library. "Come on, HS! Everyone's down at the arena. This is our chance to explore the top floor!" Vivi peeks out from behind the corner of the library before letting HS know the coast is clear.

Also by brooklyn3223 and eeames

by mapthesoul

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