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Kelp?!

Whoops?

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle

Hooray! My vocal chords are saved!

by mbredboy31
Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom

Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Questionable Parenting

Our favorite sewage surfing Wocky has to babysit for an hour, what will he do?

by rebeccagirl
Apple Chia

Oh no....

Also by icygal2310

by chiefgrumpy

The Power of the Lips

Uh, everyone could use some?

by royal_real
Random Oddness

Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right?

by mistyqee
The Source of All Things Wonderful

Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from?

Also by steve_km

by toffeedatepudding

Faeries and Their Quests

What do they do with all these items?

by brenda_bbm
Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away!

Just my luck.

Also by Breezah_baby

by mustikeuh121

Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters

That's not really the noise we were looking for

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

I'll Throw a Party If This Works

Also by balynx

by bittersweet52

Squid Slippers: HP Hassles

Talk about playing favourites...

by cosmicfire918
Fishing For Trouble

Problems can multiply quickly. :(

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3

Wait, what? Why are we here?

by tigerkitten41
 
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Secrets of Winning Mynci Beach Volleybal



In many other Neopets games, you need about 40% luck and 60% skill. But for Mynci Beach Volleyball, it is 99% SKILL and 1% luck. That is why many people still struggle to get the avatar (you need a score of 800+ for that), let alone winning a gold trophy. Indeed, on reset day, even those winning a bronze trophy can’t reach this score. And I have found that many neopians with 300+ avatars still lack this game avatar. The reason why people never make it is they don’t know the techniques and tricks of this game very well. You just can’t sit in front of computer hoping for luck in this game because every point, which can last for minutes, is won by hard work. You don’t guess or wait for the high-scoring neggs to finally show up after endless attempts. It’s all about skill and hard work.



Other Stories


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Inevitable Delusions
Two Darigan youth sat across each other around a round table, burying their noses in a fan of cards, hardening their expressions until became like stone. Around them gathered four other Darigan knights who had already folded their hands, and now, they silently hedged their bets as to who would win this round.

by likelife96

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The Woes of a Melodramatic Restocker
I am a restocker. Restocking remains to be by far the most noble and respectable profession in the wide world of Neopia. Restockers engage in a constant battle. We battle the shopkeepers, we battle the market, and, in those late nights spent waiting for the perfect stock, we battle fatigue.

by auraphic

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A Day at the Usul Appreciation Club
TERROR MOUNTAIN, LIVE - Kuszemi: Greetings, fair stranger from yon! Welcome to the weekly Usul Appreciation Club, which is convened every Thursday. We don’t usually have guests here, but we are actively seeking sponsors for the Yoo-Sul Championship which we are hoping to attend this year, so here you are.

by an9375

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Aging With Neopets
Let those grey hairs show with pride!

by schadenfreudee

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Four
“So... what's happened to Cog?” he asked.

Stella gave him a weary look. “It's a long story,” she told him, “and... I haven't been sleeping well lately. Mind if I make a cup of Borovan first?”

by reiqua


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The Ghosts of Roo Island: Part Three
I ran all the way to the carousel grounds. My legs were on fire, and my lungs felt I’d been painted Magma. Finally, I was came through the trees into the clearing, my legs feeling like they might give way underneath me at any moment. I slowed up, and rested against a tree to get my breath back before continuing on to the carousel.

by phoenix_through_fire



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