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Relationship Advice

Um, maybe a little too intense. Plan B?

by likelife96
Hagan or Skarl?

Hey there, what did you call me?!

by iluminescent
Chia Day Madness

Big dreams my little friend

Also by marbear_4u

by brooklyn3223

The Benefits of a Relic Morphing Potion!

Aaah, much better

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Why Kads Pend Forever -- Epilogue

What are they so upset for?

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Chomby Slide

Now thats a true friend.

Also by lyndsey4657

by pinksrainbow

My Usukicon Outfit

I think it looks faboo!

by toffeedatepudding
MSP Is Restocking

The shopkeepers are so.... helpful.

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Hungry Hungry Aisha

You look so good...

by katehoughtonbeckett
The Joys of Aging a Petpet

No one ever said it'd be easy...

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Uneventful

Meh...

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

An Alternate Universe

Or maybe just a little bit lost in translation.

by globetrekker
Home Sweet Home

I hate it when I'm just walking home and...

by ketchup547
A New Experience

I didn't realize it would be that easy.

by xxsicklullabiesxx
 
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"The Dubious Disagreement" by minkton
The horizon glowed with the rays of dawn as Dame Grisbane climbed the winding path leading to Illusen’s Glade. Wearing her best suit of armour, the towering Eyrie strode with purpose toward the woodsy lair, her trusty sword sheathed at her side. The knight did have a purpose to visit Meridell’s resident Earth Faerie, after all. Today was the day Lord Skarl assigned her the enviable duty of fulfilling Illusen’s most difficult quests. It was up to Meridell’s knights to complete the tasks regular Neopians couldn’t take on themselves. As Grisbane approached entrance of the Glade, she heard something that made her halt her stride. Those were definitely footsteps, she thought. Instinctively, her paw shot to the grip of her sword. She listened for danger, but all she heard was the rustling of leaves. The threat knew she was there. “Who goes there?” she bellowed. Her tone was more threatening than it was inquisitive. She didn’t expect an answer. She was readying herself for a battle that could begin at any moment. “Dame Grisbane? Is that you?” a familiar, rumbling voice called from just beyond the Eyrie’s field of vision. Grisbane relaxed her posture, rolled her eyes and planted her paws on her armoured hips. She waited for her heartbeat to slow before bellowing a reply. “Ah, Sir Hoofstad,” Grisbane said shortly. “It’s a Gallion of a morning isn’t it? I imagine that’s why I find you wandering the Glade instead of gobbling gruel, or puckering your lips for some sleepy Mortogs.”




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The Kadoatery - Not So Bad!
Pretty Kitty is the name, and let me start by asking you if I’m simply the cutest Kadoatie you’ve ever seen? What do you mean that you’re more of a “Warf” kind of neopian? Nevermind

Also by button04_nice

by pandacat838


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Purple and Orange
Pecka was lonely. And while this wasn’t an unusual experience, the fact that it was raining did not help. Everybody was gone.

by meadows_lark

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Top 10 Grooming Parlour Products
The Grooming Parlour, located in the Neopian Bazaar is home to the best beauty products in Neopia. Run by a rather glamorous Usul, who doesn’t want to head on down to the Grooming Parlour for all of their grooming needs?

by princess__neo277

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Baby Care on a Budget
This guide will share some of the best baby foods and products so you can keep your baby plump and groomed with plenty of neopoints left over for pampering.

by _d_o_g_

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Five
I approached a store that was in the Marketplace. I went inside the store while James waited outside. The store was stocked with things, but had nobody in there. Not even the shopkeeper was in here. There was a cup that was on the counter and a sign that said, "Leave Neopoints in the cup" in big, black letters. That practically spelled out, "rob me".

by chasing_stars44

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Eight
“It’s settled,” she said to my ear. “We’re going after Trina.”

by ummagine3284



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