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Trouble in Paradise: Chocolate Woes

It's happened seven times already.

by chasing_stars44
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 8

But, I mean, I've done everything right, I'm a real villain, what else is there to do?

by june_scarlet
Anniversary- Part 10

And Hanso takes the cake! He literally takes the cake...

by caylista
Symol Hole Trouble

Maybe I didn't think that one all the way through...

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

What If, The Wheel

How would this game work then?

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Time Will Tell

Just a minute, give me a second chance.

Also by minnesotan and wtmoof

by msjanny

A Faerie's Woes

...and now?

Idea by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Taming Melvin the Monster: Special Delivery

Still nothing?

Also by darkpinkrose.

by bittersweet52

Neopetism: What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him

Uh, does he realize what he's eating?

Art by: Airismile

Idea by: Sasuke1322441

by sasuke1322441

Neopian Times Tables

Anybody? Please?

Also by beanie_lova

by fooshfuush

Have A Grape Day

Hey! What in the--

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Sweet (Sweet) Revenge

Years later there's finally a new meaning to "Chocolate Lupe Treat".

by bloctopi
Who Knew Princesses Had Self Destruct?

It's hard being mutant

Also by xorag

by somethingsosurreal

The Smelly Truth

Well, that stinks.

by rikarie
Obsidian Bay

WHY?!

Also by sophieauditore

by iluminescent

The Pros of Owning a Skeith or Grarrl

You'll never have to worry about all that extra junk again.

by supertualet
Tourist Zafara: Rope Bridge

I think it's raining tourists again...

by virtualsketcher
Eclectic Antics: Broken Vase

Well, that escalated quickly.

by amarettoball
If Potions Could Talk...

If only...

by latizule
Prequel: I Shall Call Him Mr. Feathers

That was so fast!

Also by krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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"Spacerocked! Exposed" by vanillafilth
Deep in the bowels of Kreludor incessant chattering permeated the air, radiating from a small nondescript building. Within said buildings walls was a cozy meeting room, plush seats lining the long ovular table, a small portable heater cranked up to a cozy medium despite the absence of any cold. The chatter came from a gathering of Grundos, each seated in one of the aforementioned chairs. Most of their shared words were nothing but small talk about the not-weather, while a few discussed the latest jet pack upgrade. All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate. “I’m sure the lot of you wonder why I’ve asked to meet with you,” he drawled, booming voice reverberating off the walls. One of the Grundos whimpered. “I’m aware of a game the lot of you play, one in which you slingshot rocks with the hope of taking down my spaceship.”




Other Stories


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Don't Be Such a Baby!
As I watched my sister brush a stray strand of jade coloured fur away from her eyes, I wondered why she would have been abandoned. Prior to being Royal, she had been a simple Red Kacheek, but the nature of Royalty came to her with ease. She was kind and courteous, and nothing short of graceful.

by dayoflove

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Separation
Trouble. Habib wished that they were facing Trouble, the blue Babyca, now. Unfortunately, trouble in this case was three dark faeries. Not one. Not two. Three!

by 77thbigby

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Advent Calendar - The Items Worth Keeping!
Even though thousands of each item has been distributed to the community over the years - a handful of items have appreciated in value and now cost a pretty Neopoint. With the help of the Super Shop Wiz, we’ve scoured through the records and have listed the top ten most prized and expensive items of the calendar’s past.

by notmylife

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
That joyous time of year when all little Neopians and Neopets start giving their thanks. And with that special time of gift giving, you know what that means… it’s time to start thinking about Christmas shopping!

Also by utchese159

by krispykritter6


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And Then There Was Silence: Part Seven
The sun is only just beginning to set, but the rocky cliffs that surround the town of Cogham like silent sentinels cast shadows so fierce upon the land they shelter that, within their ring of protection, it is dark enough to look like dusk. A few Vullards circle the mountains from overhead, as if anticipating a catastrophe to happen in the valley below. If everything goes correctly, they may not be wrong…

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Amulet's Curse: Part Five
Aethia led them down many flights of stairs, winding their way past countless rooms, the temperature around them gradually dropping. Eventually, they went down their last staircase to find themselves in a large room. It was cold inside, the room was created completely out of grey stone. The walls extended to a high ceiling with only two small windows. “The dungeons.” Aethia explained.

by corrina404



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