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Picture Me This

Where should one draw the line?

Also by Minnesotan

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 6

These abandoned usershops are a real blight...

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 1

The first of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 8

Come for the cake, stay for the motes.

by caylista
Secrets of the Negg Faerie

It's full of secrets.

Also by: melovechias

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly 4

I must escape...

by iciclefaerie05
Island Training School

So THAT'S what those are for...

by emeny_neo
Ariathia vs Chomby

Eat carrots!

by moonlitennight
Dizzy Wizzy

Just be careful...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Random Adventures #1: Wings

I THOUGHT I fixed that.

by dashcostello
133984: Let Them Eat Cake, Part 6

So so lucky,

by lycaonpictus77
Codestone

You didn't see anything...

by fourin
Random Oddness

Your pastel pets will love this joke.

by mistyqee
Thousand Yard Stare

STOP IT!

by sheeplette
Lab Ray Confusion

What????

by cherokee165
The Shocking Truth Behind Musho Mushy Peas

Oh no!

by toasterwaffle
Juice?

Uh... Whoops?

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

Time for a Surprise!

A very cute one.

Also by pajama_333

by shaielchan

Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Grab your forks; we've got cake!

by amarettoball
Trouble in Paradise: Candles

The candles are a lie! D:

by chasing_stars44
 
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"Library of Kindness" by misty_lax
”Rangeant, you're late again." Captain Threelegs muttered in front of the class. "I'm sorry Captain Threelegs. I overslept." I laughed as I walked through the Academy's classroom, walking to my seat. Captain Threelegs continued discussing the lesson while I was busy preparing things. That was what I called a normal day. Getting scolded by Captain Threelegs was a regular occurrence, no matter how irrational it was. Doesn't he know how far Terror Mountain is from Krawk Island? I wish there was an academy near my home. My parents enrolled me in this school telling me that I would learn a lot from Captain Threelegs. "I will be handling your homework for today. Make sure you finish your homework when you get home later." Captain Threelegs told the class after the bell rang, before stomping out of the room.




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Dark Omen
The Black Pteri sits on a fence post howling doom and misery for all to hear... "Oh, please!" Ryan scoffed. "That's such a tacky beginning to a story." The storyteller sighed. "Young Neopet, will you allow me to tell my story without interruptions?" "Hey, I'm paying you for a story, aren't I?" Ryan retorted. "I should be able to interrupt." "Fine - just please make them sporadic. Anyway..."

by brookieebeaan

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The Faerie Queen
“I think I see a castle up ahead…we’re almost there!”

Lacey squealed with excitement. She was finally going to Faerieland! It had always been Lacey’s dream to visit Faerieland, and now it was being made possible thanks to her class field trip.

by sacados


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A Love Letter To Newbies
Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute!

In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies!

by indulgences


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A 16th Birthday Celebration On the Cheap!
I’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Below you will find 16 of my favorite affordable birthday goodies you can buy today so you don’t miss out on the festive fun!

by a_ramsell


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And Then There Was Silence: Part Five
Finneus hops carefully over the foggy waters of Bogshot Swamp, trying his best not to fall into the nasty, seemingly-gelatinous marsh. It's difficult, however, to maintain his balance when he's got tired, achy wings drooping behind him and his hands are full of treasures.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Amulet's Curse: Part Three
“Reginald? Reginald. Please, it’s time to wake up.” It was Princess Amira, her beautiful face showed signs of stress already. “Quickly, we have to get moving, we have only three days remaining.”

by corrina404



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