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Issue: 700 | 25th day of Gathering, Y17

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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 10 I swear I've seen something like this before... glances to Issue 603 by twillieblossom
	Weewoo's Big Mistake That was NOT for you! Idea by tigerclawhead by nightwish_faerie
	Edible Escapades: Part Five Kocrel proposed his 700th best idea. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	700th Celebration Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one! by amarettoball
	Trouble in Paradise: Celebrations This is what happens when you are born near a celebrated day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 5 Game ratios just aren't what they used to be. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	Low Budget Advertising for the Obelisk War Starring the Obelisk Factions and... cardboard boxes? by siuku
	What a Bad Year to Be a Skeith sigh Maybe next year Also by drobit by kikale107
	Freak-out - Fireworks Didn't quite think that one all the way through... by ichigostars
	Neopian Times Delivery Happy 700th Issue! Also by saltsman by saudadesdagripe
	Chia Catastrophes: Weewoo Shenanigans This will work! Idea by shobe277 by lightfpower
	Jhudora's Revenge Come on now, you know me better than that. by mazaii_3
	Yay! 700! Don't they look happy? by vesus10
	Zeesh: Giant Weewoos!? There's no such thing as giant weewoos...right? by the_princess_z
	The NT Archive We're under here! by mustikeuh121
	The Rickety Ship: Weewoo Planet Don't trust these guys. by dimartedi
	Peophins & Unis WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO Idea by horsecrazyirishgirl by replying
	Neopian Times 700th Anniversary! I mean... Just look at him! Also by tkprtyrhd by femu
	Surprise! Celebrating the Times' 700th issue! by cherokee165
	A Different Kind of Trouble at the National Neopian Well, he's right about being wrong. by globetrekker
	700 Issues You've got to be kidding me... by treeword
	A Fateful Meeting - Part 1 Collab Powers Go! Also by gattacaa by winner19955
	The Neopun Times Weewoos of a feather make tons of puns together! Also by angieandanne by _heart7
	*Hands Cookies* 700 issues worth of cookies... Yikes Also by sanamm by admonisher
	What We Won't Do for an Avatar Punchbag Sid always shows up at the worst possible time... by ramotswe
	Nooo! Silly Weewoo! If you have a Weewoo, be sure to guard your issue of the Neopian Times! by _sammy_kiwi_
	The Funniest Comic Ever Take a look before it's too late. They're coming!! HURRY!!! by supertualet
	I'd Rather Not... ..face that angry mob outside. by chylaira
	How A Weewoo Got His Wings Actually, Neocola just helps you restore alertness or wakefullness. Art by roxanna203 by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	Look Fierce This 700th Can you believe they'd show up like that? As if! Also by leila_lea by ilovejonulrich
	The Floating Islanders: NT 700 But he still really means it! by yankeesrule244444456
	Weewoo Training It's not easy delivering mail. Art by airismile by darkroast
	Happy 700th NT Edition!! (Or Not) Maybe I should have done this the other way around... Also by Aethelar by megamak
	Revenge is Sweet - Weewoo Edition This time they'll learn! by mumumuchan
	Guess Who's a Sore Loser? Payback is tough. Also by lennekegirl123 by table
	The Struggles for an Avatar I hope it pays off... Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Creative Thinking Maybe this wasn't the best plan... by pinochle
	Nightmare on Avatar Street Kaboom! Art by dutchese159 by krispykritter6
	Why Weewoos Shouldn't Fly Over the Altador Cup What the?! That's not a Yooyu! Also by wtmoof by louirawr
	Anniversary - Part 1 As far as Ten Year Anniversaries go, this one is bound to be interesting... by caylista
	Saving Weewoo This is why we need wings.To fly away! by wokitana
	The NT Editors Office Prior to Issue 700 Where is Country Queen? by labmom953
	A Special Edition That's a great ide- or not. by cinnamon_girl
	Radical! Yeah. I'm pretty tough. You probably shouldn't mess with me. Idea by bear. by digests

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"Weewoo in Training" by derrangeddragon
"Wow, that storm really came out of nowhere!” I shout, struggling to push shut the large door of the Neopian Times office against the buffeting wind. “Here, let me help you with that,” comes a voice from behind me. We struggle for just a moment before finally pushing the door closed. I'm tempted to collapse beside it, but this is my very first visit to the Times and I want to make a good impression. Instead, I brace myself and turn to meet my rescuer, a smiling Blumaroo. “Thank you so much!”

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Why Are You Writing?
The blank paper stared up from the notebook. Each moment passed felt like an eternity gone by. Every tick of the clock seemed to echo throughout the room. The shadow Wocky chewed the end of his pencil, quickly putting teeth marks in it. He had tried everything; pacing, reading, eating, meditating, yet the paper remained blank, seemingly watching him, waiting for his move.

by anti_guy

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Melting in Moltara
The 30th day of Hiding was the hottest day of my life.

My brothers and I had woken up appallingly early, unable to sleep any longer in the unflinching heat of the still-rising sun.

by black_sunset01

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70 Things to Improve Your Account
There are so many things you can do to improve your account. Everyone can do it, it might take a little bit of work, but every goal is within reach. So, it's time to get started! Perhaps you can even try to complete one a week?

by kelly_d60

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The Neopian Times - A Chronicle
In this article we’re going to give a history of the Neopian Times and how it has changed over the years, highlighting the issues worth a special mention. From those we’ll pick out a submission that is really worth a read and, hopefully, will tempt you to explore the rest of the issue.

Also by ratty170170

by equinewhispers

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Eight
“Well what should we do now?” I asked Hannah as the Black Pawkeet once again pulled into the port on Krawk Island. We had made good time after rescuing her and Armin. It had only taken us a day to get back.

“I’m not really sure.”

Also by Medit92

by teamchao466

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On The Revolution of Heavenly Spears: Part One
Normally, after Ryshu the Nimmo entered the school’s wooden doors half an hour before the official opening time, he would meditate privately in the tranquillity of dawn, closing his eyes and slowly taking in the fresh breezes that rolled in through the window, pausing every so often to change his current position. As an instructor, this was something expected of him; appreciating silence, after all, did help boost one’s endurance.

by sampleneopian

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