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	Nice to Meet You And you smell nice. by andy94174
	How To Make a Sandwich During A War? Who will get to eat it? by actinia
	Never Judge a Baby by her Wagon What a sweet kid. Also by hottie_2004_67_888 by bittersweet52
	Fire Noises I thought you were too little to blow fire. What happened?? by candyplague
	Ax3: Antennae Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae? by merlotic
	Always Been Gorgeous A look back at what pets used to look like.... kind of. by serebii251
	Oddities of Neopia: Coltzan's Shrine Some things in Neopia just are normal... by alice_sadness
	A to Z: Oxymorons Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron. by zoeyaugust1245
	Who's the Boss? You should probably know... by mhchristine
	It's Mortog Time! Mortogs are getting dangerous, guys. Be careful. by hideri
	Hoarding From the most profitable shop by irasshai
	Budding Trouble - Part 1 Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush. by jupebox
	The Best Way to use Food from Dailies w00t! by empitsuthemage
	Musepaper: Intelligence Inflation Intelligence is decreasing in value! by eaudenil
	Deep Thoughts #3 - Ditsy Are you listening, Ditsy? Fetch! by juicedlime
	Freak-out - Visiting Mystery Island I just love Mystery Island! by ichigostars
	Trading Post Troubles Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k? by flufflepuff
	Seeing Red: The All-Night Neopian How neopets feel when you wake them in the middle of the night to work on game trophies... by xxlifexdeniedxx
	So Says the Slorg! That awkward moment when you remember the banana in your bag. by supercheezee
	Lair Of The Beast (With Lanie & Lillie) Awkwerd. by deathnote
	Taunt the Pant Devil Taunt him! by avariee
	3 Royals plus 1 OmMmmmMM sooo Shinnnnyyy! by white_tiger0226
	Dr. Sloth is Poor? Why doesn't Dr. Sloth need any NP? by sapphire00625
	Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing. by dannyphantoms_girl

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As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...

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"I repented for one transgression," the thief said. "But I can never repent for them all, and I do not mean to try."

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Confessions of an Auction Sniper
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Neopia's Hidden Languages
There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise?

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The Keepers: Part Two
Kendrick woke in the middle of the night after his first day in Brightvale to an eerie noise - like cogs turning round and round beneath his bed.

by kandeegrrl

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The Royal Reputation: Part Three
Ding thought about this. "Okay," he finally said. "Can you tell me what's wrong now?"

I looked at him. "No," I said quietly, turning my head away. "I- I can't. It would make everything worse."

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