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Issue: 433 | 5th day of Running, Y12

Comics

	A Neo Look in SPAAAAAACE by jewelia52
	The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 5) Blahblahblah! (He sort of has a point, though. Don't you think?) by hubadawaha
	Watch Your Back crunch by 0turtle
	Air Faerie Quest! Green is totally NOT her color ! ;) by katie_tiara
	Overboard? Look! Idea by annaaettully by ripror
	Insanity Crew Real Perfection... is a Mutant. by nadrianathebeast
	Fuzzeh Logic: Magma! Hot dogs! by jackjack1234
	Favourites NO WAY! Really? by lychee_bubble_tea
	Lutari Not Included- Explanations Ugh, must I draw you a picture or something? by esor340518
	Magma Dip Fail Look! The guard is sleeping. by emokidd0
	Just Crazy It's funny, because... Like, he's an Aisha, but he thinks he isn't... And... by empoleon07
	Oh Wow! ~ The Meepits It's so cute...? by cheetah_spots123
	Jumbo Shrimp: Stone Skipping throw Idea by amanda_panda888 by tuenman
	Judging Covers They always said books could take you to far off places... by greenflavouredink
	Pronunciation Key It's pronounced BISHH INNNN DIFFF, of course! by swissical
	Pwned by the Lab Wanna become prettier than Fernypoo? by boogiepopphanton
	Murasaki Moments - That Other Blue Avvy I hate pink... by shmozie
	Roxton's BIGGEST Adventure!? Wild Neggs... Also by azzletaker by scinnychan
	Father to Son Geography Lessons by candycaddy
	Half Price on Bandages? splat by wolfishmeow
	The NC Mall As if you had no idea why your male pets hate the NC Mall.... by maniac_road
	Random Oddness Usually your waiter isn't on the menu. by mistyqee
	Apostrophes Save Brains I'd like to think that Calcifern's smarter than that, but maybe not... by breloomy
	Talk About Random The Water Faerie says a few magical words and... by buizelmaniac
	Convivial! Just a coincidence... by lesrnheart
	Neopian Life Neezles? Itchy Scratchies? by kaiyo_uchiha
	FAME: Episode 1, Begging Faeries Hello! Can you help me? by sarah_lost_the_game
	Faerie Magic Poor Light Faerie... by unicorny4425
	regret my color Oh bother. by bob214buttercup
	Not Thought Through Well... This needs what we call, 'pre-planning'. by ilia_twilight
	World Domination is Mine! It's mine, so back off. by yankee1925
	Speak No More You had me at hey. by laehlani
	neoSPLASH! Never mess with the "Report to TNT" button... and the Pant Devil's therapist. Idea by gsklyne by pacute_2121
	A Day at the Races An important handicapping tip... by crzyindian01

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"Unreality" by blizard131
James walked over very calmly. He never got excited or agitated, always as calm as could be. He didn't even attempt to help me up, just stood there, glancing down at me. As I struggled to get up, he looked me straight in the eyes, and asked, "What have you got to say for yourself." Simple. Calm. Just like that. It hardly seemed to be a question, more like a...

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