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Issue: 417 | 6th day of Storing, Y11

Comics

	Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 15 So we meet again... by buizelmaniac
	Starry Stuff Err... I think that will make me more ill-- Idea by jrtluver1994 by marilltachiquin
	That's Too Punny! bad joke groan Also by kreepyjess by x_seabee_x
	Black and White So, you may be able to beat the Pant Devil in the Battledome... but Meka can one up you there. by fuzzymonkey31
	Battle Potatoes: Oh you, Swamp Ghoul! Even the tiniest victory counts. by ivie_outrage
	Water Faerie Quest 2 ...she's right. by cathy931206
	Logical Question Trying to find logic about smart baby pets... by tamstari
	the dark side Them Defender stories are rigged! Rigged, i tell ya! by vira8
	Pure Insanity The meteor has cracked. by ladylifeless
	Funthing Has Happened!! That is how you find a mystical codestone on the floor!!! =] by white_tiger0226
	Ultimate Genius Slugawoo Adventures confusion? by yankee1925
	Enraging Gaming - Crazy Potatoes Where games go wrong... by iceavolanche
	Shopping Mistakes Think about your pets. by elv3d
	The Ghost Lupe Wait a second... by _rrbutton_
	Proles Faerie Unfairness by dangercrow
	Key Quest Glory Ready? by pestilencexcore
	AZS #3 - Generosity It knows no bounds. by johnredds
	The New Qnde & Szoo #2 About book detaining by shubi5
	Tiny Umbrella A Tiny Umbrella, Pet, Petpet and Petpetpet! by month_dog
	The Neopian Tragedies What a cute little plushie... by fjant
	Breakfast Time Seriously? by xbunnyfoxx
	The Rich Neopians Club #1 For the millionaires. by citrusrain
	Pirate Paint Brush After lots of months... by thoruna
	Marrow Tax Marrow Tax? by geckobubbles
	Blah Blah Moving? by highwind20
	Word Games Hmmpf. by decalis
	Halloween Meeps Stranger things have happened... or have they? by yampuff
	Great Expectations We really only have ourselves to blame. by potterphileemily
	Neovision Memories How's life without neovision? by thedougman
	Tricking with Schise bonus Nah, he's not hyperactive, he's just a bit crazy. xD by sasayaki_chan
	Steps To Neopian World Domination (Part 1 of 4) There is nothing spiffier than random kindness rewarded with random consequences... by wingsofathena

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Fashion For Minions

I have realized something. My minions, those Grundo slaves that do as I please all day, every day, try to keep me, their leader, worshipped and impressed so that I don't unleash my vengeance on them. However, there is one terribly wrong thing with this system. It's a tragedy! Listen up, minions, for I have decided on BIG changes! You all work so hard...

Other Stories

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Grundo
But the Ixi just continued to cry until her mother picked me up off the shelf and reluctantly asked the shopkeeper, "How much for the blue grundo?"

by rhosymedre

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Dreaming in Snow
I could hear the Snowager's snores echoing around the cave walls...

by charmandersforever

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Fashion For Minions
What? Minions can be fashionable too. =)

by cloudpuffpuff

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Not About the Neopoints
Why spend time in Neopia if you don't actually care about earning neopoints? What else is there to the site?

The answer is: Quite a lot, actually!

by teaspill

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Shadows: Part Two
"Ssh, it's okay, Tim. You're safe. The shadows won't ever get you. I won't let them."

by iris220_ll

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Changes and Friendship: Part One
She was going to start at a new Neoschool, at the beginning of a new school year, and there was no telling what was in store for her.

by sapphirekira

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