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Issue: 378 | 6th day of Awakening, Y11

Comics

	PWNed by the lab ray #3 Poor, poor little Meerca. by empoleon07
	The Wishing Well: Part III A feeling of despair takes hold of our heroes... by leetmango
	The Resolution Sometimes unhealthy habits can be a good thing... by sakananao
	Neotales You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? by agent_t
	Neopian Philosophy Tall tales. by wicked_summer
	A Dubloon! Look! Script by shashahug by gaby_marques
	On The Trail of Bonju And you guys thought it was really hard... ha! by appaloosalvrforever
	Starry Stuff Valentine's Special Part 2 Hey six-freakish! I'm back! by marilltachiquin
	NeoQuest II: Avatar Frenzy Recipe of the day: avatar! by dyd_666_81
	Don't Mess with the Snowager Everyone gets excited when they recieve a toy from Snowager! by exspesho
	Before the Grey Hairs Set In... The Secret Behind Jhudora's Impatience. Also by chirigami by suzerz
	Like Ircle! You wouldn't think Lupurus would be such a generous guy... by pigeonblood
	Fingertips- Achyfi Once again, it's the achyfi shaking prank... by blackberrypie22
	The Kacheek Siblings- Family Tree The Kacheek Siblings has a plot, yes! :D by adorable_chao_10
	Freak-out - Jelly Pokey! grin by ichigostars
	A Neoquest Adventure It's dinner time! by ameya23
	Whimsy Yum! by radioactive_squirel
	Mr. Weewoo... Help! Cherry Mootix Lollypop... Concept by most_lizard by taz_241590
	Ice Queen 3 ...You just noticed? -.- by puppy_angle111
	Neopian Tragedies Well, it sure has gone somewhere... by fjant
	Endless Insanity - A new look Does this style make me look fat? by __wolf_girl__
	Chokato: Customisation Rhyming about my pets' customisation... by p0king
	Team Mayhem Cheeserolling can be very dangerous. by dark_moon_blossom
	No Comment; Crossover! ... Art by ssjelitegirl by tirilia
	Neopian Mysteries Solved Why do I keep getting gross food? by mariru2000
	Overboard- Hobby Hobby or lifestyle? by pink_sugar212
	The Hero Society - #17 ... In which- Oh, so THAT'S where she was! by bearcatt
	Oral Morals: Laziness Today I shall teach you about procrastination. by minkyon
	Much Too Lazy Cheery is an illness? by wilk_canine
	Weeeeee!!! "Icy Cool" by blushingbeautie
	Alphabet Shortage What's wrong? by dogsrule459
	Number 6 5,741,171 NP per kilogram. by ss_yolanda
	A Walk With a Chomby A quiet day with a Chomby... by verob
	Just A Bit Jealous! At the Neolodge... Artwork by thaysprincesa by detection
	Going Stealth! For you manga readers: You read left to right... by sandythejinglebell
	Wolf Tails It's just like playing Snow Wars! by nightwolf_rider
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Our own little fashion disaster... by wallaroo42
	korBAT: Welcome to Tyrannia Some people have the strangest hopes and dreams... by dragon_spirit890
	Neopian Antics #2: Fire Hazard Neopian Antics--Now with a spiffy and healthy header! by ahqua

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"Teaching Drake" by xxxmagiabellexxx
The day my whole life ended like the City of Geraptiku was MY BIRTHDAY. Of all the 365 days in the Neopian Calendar, it had to be the day when my family joyously celebrated my one special day? Cruel and rude, I call it. Anyways, I had just woken up and was eating my morning Chocolate Chip Eyrie Cookies when my owner was happily humming away...

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A Misplaced History
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Market Tales: Neopians and Stock Investment Risks
When it comes to investing, risk and reward go together like bread and butter.

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part One
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Sky Pirates!: Part Two
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