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Issue: 338 | 11th day of Eating, Y10

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	The Class of '08 Part Four It's already time for the third challenge... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.3 "Use this wisely!" by lawrence_189
	Picmon Adventures! - What's your Team?!! It's Roo! by larenchan
	*boing!* ...ow. by ebily
	Four is too many -- A Royal Workout The easy, level gaining, risk - free way to get your pet up off the couch and outside!! Join Colt's Fitness Plan... by dragons_rulz797
	To Write Comics Is Very Difficult... ...very very very very very difficult. (And I still need one idea.) by _fontain_faerie_
	My Complex Totally better than yours by ladyxzeus
	The Sloth Interview Special interview with Dr Frank Sloth! by konayukii
	Game Pun This idea came to me, naturally, in the middle of a game of Hasee Bounce I was losing terribly! by jbubblekitty
	All in a Day's Work Aahhhh! It talks! It talks! by _razcalz_
	Lucky Break Free soup? by pepper_kitten_
	Medical Tree: Step Out Shoes I bet they look classy on you. by leetmango
	Forest Bound GWAAA!!! by izzybellaw
	Fountain Fumbles 1 I'll be all better soon... by sapphireflames
	neoventures #2 There's no easy way to complete an Illusen's Quest. by guardianpinkneko
	Land of Pacman Whack-a-smite... by pacmanite
	Symbol of Insanity #2 (Yes, I'm counting them now ;D) AIEEE!!! A SPYDER!! by pikemaster1
	dysfunctional.2 Pirating for dummies? by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	...Humor Intended The problem with spooky food. by coffee_rush
	Before Faeries had Faces ...and why is there an explosion behind you? by quadricat
	Pickles and Unis This is a must see for whoever doubts the existence of Unis.. by appyrodeo
	Sweet Revenge Have you had the Bug Brothers jump up and steal your hard-earned neopoints? Well, here's a solution... by petpet_lover8000
	When Muffins Fail Freshly baked muffins don't always bring happiness... by yampuff
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 4 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Just Another Normal Day We have a slight problem.... by catcloud9
	Caution: May Bite You know what they say... by beastybas
	A Grey Customization Spare a thought for Grey Neopets... by shaddykins
	DA-N-GO Who can resist the yummy dango? by incorrigibletruths
	Arx Hallex Comic relief strikes again. Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	Slightly Ebil Grey food is very limp and soggy... by soaringeagle25
	Yabakai's Optimism She's so cheerful... by pippylouise
	When the Daily Dare Ends But I thought AAA would be happier if Daily Dare ends? by pacute_2121
	Neovian Noise 300 NC down the drain... by miz__hunter
	Tiny But Tough - Grey Day special ...The woes of a lone grey Aisha... by crazy_kathy

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Hurray For Grey Day.

Whatever. Not that you care. I know I don't. Anyways, I'm a grey girl Kougra. I'm not really sure what we're learning here, honestly. Every day, even Grey Day, is boring and drab for me. But nobody gives a rat's hat, so it doesn't matter. Anyways, let's just get this over with. Alright, now I'm going to teach you—wait—how to have f-fff-uunnn -shiver- on Grey Day? -Mumbles- I don't see how that's possible, but I'll give it a shot. Now here are eight not-so-great things to do on Grey Day...

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Learning to Accept
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Forever Blue
Everything was blue: the ocean, the sky, some days I even fancied the sun had turned blue. Frowning, I turned my back on my ship...

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Why They Don't Wear Clothes!
There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...

by indulgences

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Have a Happy Grey Day!
Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is.

by neogal_anu

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The Witches Ride Again: Part Four
"Not the Shop Wizard," Edna groaned. "You know I can't stand wizards. They're all crazy hair and stupid high pitched accents..."

by herdygerdy

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Secret of Silver Crest: Part Five
Since the medallion was supposedly the symbol of the deal, all Tiran had to do was break it at the place of the summoning in order to revoke the deal. He hoped so, anyway. If not, they were in for a world of trouble...

by laurvail

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