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Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	The plain truth of Neopia: The Present Let's see what's in it! Idea by kazukazue by tirrya
	Roflmania No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER. by fork
	Milk Money Being an adopted pet vs. being a labrat... by plumbus
	Now Hear This You can hear the sea... by sarika_ambrielle
	You Are What You Eat FOOOOOOOOOD!! by razziie
	Nonsense: Geraptiku Muty meets the island natives. by kai_pawz
	Trouble in the Ice Caves Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves. Idea by bovinegrapevine by pencil_cases
	The Truth About the Fire Faerie! You have a new quest! Idea by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Pet Kicks Club Cookies can be evil too, you know... by gelert548
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries OMG! It bit me! by gabeedragon
	Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice! Learn before you leap into your bath. by raptorsama
	Heavy Mental Dignity, thy enemy is the air guitar. by 4zure
	Da Funnies I can't open my soda. by mustangstar13
	Faerie Fights Illusen and Jhudora... by fireyfaerie_27
	The Dark Side No more Devilish Cake before bedtime. o.o by vira8
	Normal is Overrated The Secret Origin! by tamarainian_girl
	Boochi Victim Get to the point... Also by cheeseo615 by emmamarx
	Evil Feepit #14 History doesn't always repeat itself... by fmoura_98
	Sirius's Picture Book 'Til the Kaus come home... by angel_girl857
	Playing with Puns I had wondered... by inuyashalover37
	And the Meepits Outgrabe We have to pick out a name. by kittylin
	Mouldy Bread Mmmm, tasty. by ariel_007
	The Pink Cloud The Symol Hole... by racoony
	Randomocity! How do those pets with antlers make it down? by haunted_cookie
	The Ka-DOLT-ery One of the reasons why kadoaties don't ask for Draik eggs at the Kadoatery anymore... by lissy_chan
	Sophie & Meowclops A tribute to the retired petpet, the meowclops. He lives on only with the pets of millionaires... by squeaky_button
	CHOMP CHOMP... The Evil Peanut Chia!!! Part 1 You eat AT this table. You don't eat the table itself. by crystal_snow_15_
	Or Something Like It: Faerie Swap #1 OMG! by kittie_orion
	Neko's The Island Mystic is EVIL!!! by akakoneko
	Day Jobs Blame it on the lab ray. by explorer_253
	Tarla, the Nightmare: TARLA MUFFINS! OMG NO, THEY DEFLATED!! by kerath
	The Happiest Quiggle I hear she's particularly good with flambé. by nut862
	Friendship Woes Let's be friends! by fire_princess433
	Little White Lies -- In celebration of Gelert Day That's SOOOO NQII! by scaladenmark
	Random Something - Illusen Day Well, whaddya know? Green pets AREN'T safe from pinching on Illusen Day! by silvermare200
	Knick Knack - Illusen Special Illusen appears in a puff of smoke! Also by goosher by pokemon_lunatic

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Lovable Slimeballs

Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...

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Illusen's Day Off
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A Fruit's Worth
The stall owner snarled, "The next shipment doesn't come in until tomorrow morning. The caravan travels by night so that the fruit doesn't perish in the sun, but if you want some so bad, why don't you prance your furry little tail over to Qasala and buy it yourself?"

by scubadive5

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Wingoball 101
Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...

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A Very Random Interview with Uzarro
I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...

by 24meepit13

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Five
Archilles gave her a sharp nudge. "Well, what are they saying?" he asked impatiently...

by rachelindea

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Eight
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