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Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9

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	Food Science I can't wait! Idea by tashni by kamikatze24
	SHH!Comics Yes, the pirate is still afraid of water. Story by sweet_kitty543 by ravenatore
	Nonsense: The Swamp Ghoul Part of a Good Breakfast! by kai_pawz
	Only on a Friday #2 Mmm.... cookies. by nicolajo1
	NeoQuesters All you need is a Plains Lupe Pelt... by neoquest_krawk
	Neotales Yooyuball?! WHERE? by agent_t
	Fiasco Diaries Have you ever wondered... by sadgefire19
	Don't Blame ME Put me down! by choclated
	Snowball Anger management? by brittana4jesus
	White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 2! Ever wondered why Tarla never gives out White Weewoos? by edmarblecake
	Whatever You Say... Nothing looks different... by canditeddy
	Title Goes Here No respect, I tell you... by jenasu
	Too Much Information Nothing seems to happen... by feydon
	The Superior Race Why is it Chias don't need to open their eyes? by lunatic_kiss
	Follies Follies! FARMING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Also by renrenthehamster by manda314
	Hali the Hissi ...Good old Volcano Run. by undefinded
	Spiffy Poof Even thoose random event bad guys need breaks. by gatomon942
	Kawaii - Fishing Justice: Naomiel's style by crow213
	Random Stories, Series 2 - Snowball Fight...? What a weird variation of this game. Or did they just not understand the rules? by karatehuendchen
	Mm, Soup! Petpets shouldn't get eaten... by shettisen
	Inviso Problemo I hate Lemon being... by marshmallow_ghost
	Kougra's Life That stinker Panther is always getting into trouble. Now he's passing the blame to Smookie... by littletiger_14
	That's Life Not all spots are bad. by omission
	No Comment Super Attack Pea to the Resc- eeewwwww! by tirilia
	Game Over Wait, what? by m3rcuri
	That's Just Wrong - Icy! That's creepy. o.o by happychick111
	The (Mis)adventures of (Miss) Amelia You know what they say... by chaterboxie
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: Chemistry for Beginners ...kaboom!!! by 0x_freaky_x0
	The Best Defence is... Eating! Problems with Skeiths... by parker40
	What a Wonderful Cheese Heya Weeb! by nanoalchemist
	The Trouble with Invisible Pets Beware when you lab a pet.... by leahlynn09
	The Petpetpets of Neopia HAPPY NEW YEAR! by starlet12

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Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...

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Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"
“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...

by alexrae963

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Something You Know About
"Let me read what you've written so far." She extended her paw and Coral grudgingly placed the sheaf of papers into Portia's grasp...

by lightninglover34

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Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce
There’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.

by dimension_witch

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Charity is Like a Rotting Shoe
The Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?

by nut862

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In This Together: Part Six
I opened my eyes. A young Halloween Ixi was looking down at me, a large white mug held in her front hooves. “Wha--?” she exclaimed. “You’re awake! Tam! Jonny! She’s awake!”

by rainbow_daydreamer

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The Hoarders: Part Five
Kannice almost had to force herself to leave the street. She could understand why Flarren had been drawn to it. Once you had been there once, you felt that you should stay there always. Except sometimes, that's just a little impossible...

by ruff_zette

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