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Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Brothers'n'Sister: Butler "Shlosh" Part I The Neopet who finally defeated the evil monster, Sloth! by kamikatze24
	The Great Discovery Eureka! Art by dark_elfa by patjade
	The Best Owner Ever What an owner will do for a Battledome challenger! by raising_shadows
	Lolarama Boys, Toys, and School Supplies by christian_in_black
	Edible Petpets Part 1 ~ :3 by fwoar
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Meowclops On Strike "I'm not a lab rat, you know..." by blue_angel_alice
	The Imbroglio Darn petpet labray... by deadsketch
	Waffles#1 Who knew that Faerie Bubbles could be so much fun? by sophie_the_chick
	Fire and Ice Cream... Don't Mix! TSSsss.... by honeycourtney
	Normal Abnormalitys #1 : Sick Days Neopets don't like to get sick either... by comatose_slumber
	Tarla - An RSer's Nightmare Some people only live off Tarla's freebies and get worried when she's not at the warehouse... by kerath
	Off Track: Pirate I told you! I'm not gettin' painted! by klipsan
	Pixel Nation You dig up a shovelful of dirt! Wow! by tree_froggie
	Out of Ideas I'm not a cookie. by silmarwen_telrunya
	Omelettes and Rainbows Cruel yes, but we like it too... Art by xxdemexx by xxyoukoxx
	Neo Puffs Some Neopians have bad hair days... by thebobiscoming
	Alternate Ending Who need expensive weapons anyway? by leeloo18
	Floofeh Apparently, there's no gum in that swiss-army purse. by jupeboxgal
	Neko's There's a rumor going around... Written by kittencutiebootie by akakoneko
	Couldn't I Have A Stunt Double? The trials of being green... by zucchini55
	PATOOEY! o_o by qbeaver
	Sock Puppets: Neopian Math Class Sometimes it's just boring. by yoshiverhoeckx
	King Hagan... Truly Intelligent? He ponders all that you have said. by sailoremilymoon2002
	Normal is Overrated You're not hiding... jellybeans? by tamarainian_girl
	Gone Batty Flying fish?!? by kittysmj
	Death By Chocolate Um, yummy...? by lawrenceudall
	This Feels Familiar... It's not world domination this time. by pandiekandee
	Two in One - Episode 1 Ooh, that's a hard one. by roa_and_maffin
	When Meepits and Feepits WAR! In an unknown land... by photon_man333
	The Neopals nod nod by roxanne_vergara99

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"Just One Little Question" by x_icecap
There was no distracting her at this time. Bored, the Eyrie left the room, happy to depart the hot room. Lea stayed, engrossed in her rather long book. When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you read them?

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A Thousand Miles
Ruff arf?

by blackcairn

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Neopia Central's Darkest Day
"Salem! I need you to--for the love of White Weewoos, what are you DOING?"

by spookyy

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Will No One Think of the Petpets?
It's no small wonder why the Petpet Protection League was formed, but what are they really doing to stop the rampant petpet abuse in Neopia?

by miranda822

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Top Topiaries
It is a wonderful time to start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy some of your plants ahead of time and start growing them early.

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by ngc_5128

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Revisited: Part One
The house was gargantuan, and the landscaping was marvelous and looked expensive. But what did the pets that lived inside it look like? Undoubtedly they were rich...

by puppy200010

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Six
"A small legion has already arrived from Moon Base 29," the Commander replied. "I believe we have enough soldiers at the moment..."

by azellica

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