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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail. by sarahleeadvent
	Rotten Personality!! I'd like to see you try it :P by blue_lion_from_space
	Spooky Lookit all this cool stuff! by ghostkomorichu
	Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders? "Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?" Um... er, you GAVE it to me? by jessagirl1
	Deja Vu How does she know? by eilatan175
	Neotales Behold the ultimate! by agent_t
	No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble pop Art by kamikatze24 by hello5346
	Almost Insane Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think. by vehement
	Hali the Hissi And that's why you don't eat the Kads. by undefinded
	Soup Faerie's Bad Day I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-) by nekoyo
	Baby Album Wait! I hear voices... by pyrodragoness
	Funny Farm Payback pt 1 by saiyukiluva
	Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia Why call it a Uniocto? by _roddy
	Keep Healthy! That poor Chia. by colormaster360
	Trenner Sayz At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time... by battybuddy
	Slorg and a Half No, CAKE!! by warrior20012
	Don't Blame ME Bored... by choclated
	Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not? It WAS a nice day in Neopia... by mcgirlcat
	Random Something What about King Hagan? by silvermare200
	Evil Feepit #12 Halloween is over... by fmoura_98
	Totally Random: A Day of Shopping What happens when veggie chias go shopping? by _kristina_anne_
	"Tail" of Woe - It's punny! What an unfortunate little usul, eh? by sailormoonpp
	Floofeh Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time. by jupeboxgal
	Darkest Corner This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector. Idea by mzkimmi by dark_elfa
	The Wishing Well There's a new guardian... by evangelinejones
	Neopian Dayz Get lost! by graciegreen
	Ioshva's BC blues Trophies don't go on your head! by jlnmellon_112
	Let Me Finish My Sentence Didn't you hear? by texastiki
	That's just Wrong-Mortog madness Edna's part time job! by happychick111
	Demented Random Events It's been almost a year! Art by fetedieu by alexsmum
	Useless Random Events Who says they're useless? by ooorianeoo
	The Importance of Education Learn your maths... by hardlyevolved
	Ging Gang Goolie rumble rumble by fmc896

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"Lucky Cake" by nut862
Tammy was just sitting down at her kitchen table to eat her favorite breakfast of a hot Banana Roll, when something happened. A large cake, garnished with twists of pink frosting and large red roses made of sugar, fell out of the air and landed smack in the...

Other Stories

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Beauty is Only Fur-Deep
"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"

by imagiknight

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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero

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What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz
So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802

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Roo Island - Under Siege
This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...

by iamskot

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Nine
They came to the end of the path to find a gate. Jenna sighed, glad to finally see something that wasn't cloud or blue. "Is this the exit?" she asked Fyora hopefully...

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One
Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes...

by bitsy_dj

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