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Look Before You Bounce

*hop*

Also by frynr

by goten__10

Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight

Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster
Fiesty Freaks

It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh
WAKE UP!

Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika
A (short) Tale of Two Knights

At a hotel...

by cherry_r0ses
AwKwIeRd

The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o

by celestialearthenmage
Grunty Occasions

Being sick.

by lleif
The Problem With Slorgs

Ah... slorgs.

by ladyofthepheonix
Only in Neopia...

Warning: Ear plugs required.

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

Dandilion Tails: Outside Time

Oh noes.

Art by dandilion_crucifix

by walkaroundstar

Tea Time - Battledome pet

But I'm the battledome pet! ;_;

by kleptie
How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi

Pew, pew.

by x__orlando4eva__x
Eccentricity

I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn
Restocking in Real-World Neopia?

*ZOOM*

by ipod509
Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained

...how DOES the Kadoatery work?

by thunderwolfcrys
Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures

Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness...

by chloenorling
Darkest Corner

PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup...

by dark_elfa
Meepit Story

Why do I even bother?

by magic262626
Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days!

Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously.

Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith!

by bluepen

Kulanah

Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83
Cure for the Itch

How difficult is it being Eamann?

by autoc007
I'm Not Hideous!

I bought you a new petpet today.

by hardlyevolved
Just One of Those Days

Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21
Sometimes Never

A Day at the Ray

by chatnut_m_a
Your Check, Gentlemen?

I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic.

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

computer freaks:// the toothbrush

Why do you want my toothbrush?

by kaykay355
Haumpuafu

HEY! I FOUND HOBAN!!

by puppyluverz
Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III

Dr. Sloth? Here?

by kamikatze24
Unfair Advantage

Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies
Fully Equipped

Well, that explains a lot.

by dudeperson41
Invisible?

Good question.

Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration!

by akakoneko

 
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The graveyard was more heavily populated than Smilty had ever seen before. The Island Gelert sniffed and ran a paw down her fur, staring with unbelieving eyes at the Neopets that ran all throughout the usually deserted place. There were Neopets carrying strange potions, Neopets running around with shovels...




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Ohmygosh!
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Your Dazzling Disco Guide
Disco, the upbeat style that is sweeping Neopia as we know it. Now you may be thinking, why on earth should I get involved in this collaboration of hot pink material and sharp snazzy dance moves?

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Common Neohoming Myths
While Neohoming isn't easy, it's probably not as prohibitively difficult as you might think.

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part One
The two brothers exchanged quick glances. Spellbooks were just as dangerous as acidic potions. Some of them had the tendency of reading the reader back. Some ran around at night. Some blew up every once in a while...

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The Thirteenth Key: Part Three
"Avast! Matey, are you goin' to th' Golden Dubloon, too?" I asked him, trying to talk like a pirate. Alas, I should have read that book...

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