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Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Shmoobling #1 Neopian beaches - Getting smaller?! by middien
	The Neo397s How are you holding that thing? by isaiahdjkim
	What a Wonderful Cheese Weeb shudders with fear. by nanoalchemist
	Faerie Power! POOF. by ratcake
	Is That Ach y Fi? Yum, carbon dioxide. :P by shadow_usul_13
	Out Of Whack - Yumm... Non-Existence No pets were harmed in the making of this comic... mostly because they don't exist. :o by bluepen
	Blue Dice-A-Roo! So that's where the meepits get their reinforcements from! =o by soggy_cardboard
	Fiesty Freaks Oh, I go like this when I'm thinking really hard. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Potato Counter's Nightmare Uh-oh! Now that's hard core counting! by carrie24601
	Mysterious Cooking Vessel! Ah, the fun of Culinary Concoctions! by edddibgaz
	Swim, Hannah, Swim! Kidding, right? by alenyoti
	Out of Ideas Play with me! by silmarwen_telrunya
	Explifericity! Noobs were harmed in the making of this comic. by evalyn1012
	T3H ULT1M4T3 3B1L!!!11!11 gigglesnort Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	Major Malfunction #23 I always knew they were conspiring against us.... by moonxtal
	The Boys Don't lie, Adam. We know you made him do it. by stefie_chan
	The Purple Pencil Case That doesn't look too comfy... by simone112233
	Popular Misconceptions Y r u all dimm wittud? by squire_genevieve
	"Inconceivable!" Suitcases are for suits, briefcases are for...? by hakurui
	Brothers'n'Sister - Twisted Luck (Paint Brush Luck) II That birthday present we gave you... by kamikatze24
	For the Glory For all its glory and glamour, the life of a Yooyu is not as easy as it may seem. by aiyakhiori
	The Art Of Nonsense "It's not working..." by kaalypso
	The Near Side It's opposite day! by temiree
	Get the Picture? #Shenkuu They are a merchant town, after all.... by poppie_ng
	Strawberry Trifle Poor Hoban... by x_meluvmamodo_x
	Daily Dose - Snowager Alert! How do you steal from the Snowager while he is awake? by autoc007
	Splodge Zapping and sulking.... by scribble
	Neo-Displacements - Love After It Rains Rain + Clouds = Fur? by kopacca2592
	Questionable Taste Mutants eat weird things. by anti_doirn
	Off Track: Crokabek I thought it was gonna be a pain in the neck... by klipsan
	Little Orby You have a new quest! by tashni
	The Reason Kadoaties Aren't Allowed At Neoschool Proof that they can be quite mischievous... by x__orlando4eva__x
	Dandilion Tails: On the Therapist's Couch "The Trials and Tribulations of an Avatar Petpet" Idea by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	The Locker Room When things go wrong, run away. by keng200
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 2 Sorry you weren't able to bite me. by ghostkomorichu

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"Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen" by firehazzard
Smitty was now on the porch. He looked about as though he was about to jump into a pit of brainrolls and rotten neggs that had been conveniently left in the road. In short he looked as though he was going to vomit. He knocked on the door. Once, twice. No answer...

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An Unlikely Bond
An undersized green baby Ixi was weeping, salty tears pooling around her glossy ebony hooves. Not because she was saddened, but because it was vital to get herself damp...

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A Draik and Her Petpet
"And let that be a lesson to you, Mr. Pant Devil!"

by jayandcourtneyk

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The Petpet Awards Ceremony
Ladies and gentlemen. Please take your seats. Thank you for coming today for the 5th annual PAC (Petpet Awards Ceremony)...

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Chocolate Neopet Care Guide
To be a chocolate Neopet owner you have to have the right tools for the job. You will just need 10 simple items to help your sweet Neopet survive this world full of hungry Neopets.

by mythol3025

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Needed Adventure: Part Eight
Time went on, and so did the experiments. The hours turned into days, and days into weeks, and Enzo realized suddenly one day that he had lost count of how long he'd been there. He realized just as suddenly that he had ceased to care...

by tdyans

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Xaraak: Part Two
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