There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	Princess Troubles Would you like to play Kiss the Mortog? by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 15 (Epilogue) by the_darkjedi
	Qnde & Szoo: "Feed Balthazar" A new game, or something? by shubi5
	Kaddie Says... Yay! My first feed! by platinum247
	Pint-Sized Emsohl attends her first Altador Cup game... by lachtaube
	The Neo397s Heh, heh.... by isaiahdjkim
	Toilet Troubles Based on true happenings, sorta... by mythical_creature_
	Oops! Are you sure this is safe...? Also by niatup by hikarru
	Coffee House Madness That poor Coffee Shop shopkeeper thought she had seen every kind of customer, until she met this one. by bmw_amw_009
	Only in Neopia... 50,000 volts of sheer fun! by aokajin
	One of a Kind What'cha get for lunch? by gochika
	Flapdoodle: Altador Plot Special An explosion is its own reward. by obviousfakename
	The Near Side I hate blackouts. by temiree
	Little Orby Uh oh. by tashni
	At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent #2 Stupid gravity... by soggy_cardboard
	BD Cup... Second Round I've got it! by mousemage
	SO EVIL AAAAA!! Kuryry, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!! O_o by sistersmazoky
	Calamiity's Calamities POKE. Art by pinkcharli by vollyballgal
	Warning! This product may contain traces of asparagus. Also by rosabellk by velveteen
	Plushie Palace Pandemonium The day that Shaye plushies went on sale. by sissy_sugar_queen
	The Reason Behind It You mightn't have noticed it, but Lupes get the limelight in plots. Maybe there's a good reason. by foxo11
	Florg's R.99 Wait a second! by dandilion_crucifix
	Brothers'n'Sister: Malbod the Lupe He liked playing with petpets, too. by kamikatze24
	Sanity Obsolete Revived Why they used Myncies for a volleyball game... Art by imogenweasley by myfallenrevival4
	Altador Cup Madness! Who said Geraptiku never had a team... by icesmith
	Just Our Luck Make sure you know what kind of line you're entering... Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	Beans On Toast Ever seen it rain Yooyu balls and wondered why? by katz_number_1
	A Stock Broker's Best Friend Some of us just care way too much about our Neopoints.... MUAHAAHAHHA! by 0riginal_sin
	Unhinged Part 2 of 2: Sewage Surfer by sharkies
	Kawaii - A Walk in the Park Stupid banana peel... by crow213
	Please SPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!! by monica5327
	Fly Ice Cream?... Ewww! Some flavors were just never meant to exist... by changethew0rld
	Title Goes Here Oh, like it hasn't happened to you before... by jenasu
	Spooky Should've brought a telescope... by ghostkomorichu
	What's for Dinner? Mmm... Cement. by imagiknight

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"The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild
"The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."

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Captain of the Ship
The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get to shore first...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Stars
My gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...

by digital_microwave

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TCNI: Dr. Sloth and the Carnival of Terror
We've spoken to Dr. Sloth and the Chia Clown on why they both know each other and how they met. They both revealed data that has never before been seen or heard...

by tok3n_

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Faerieland's Clipped Wings
What do you do after such a crushing defeat? Well, if you're Faerieland's plucky Yooyuball team, you get back up, limp back to the clouds, and start practicing for next year's season.

by rookina

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The Lost World of Stnaltia: Part Three
"Do you really think we can help save this place?" Brave_Eyes asked. "It seems too far gone..."

by silentbutterfly

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Encountering Resistance: Part One
If this hiding place was anything like the hundreds before it, it would shelter him for a few months, with any luck. All he had to worry about was getting out before the Empire discovered it...

by moosuem

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