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Circulation: 94,333,932

Issue: 184 | 1st day of Eating, Y7

Comics

	Chuck Full of Cheese #3 Just a few questions... Art by shadih_temporary by dragonkid4231
	Truth in Games Go get the peanut! Art by lucheek by jerk_head
	Something Hot Happened! Ohhh how cute...!??? by lukeneedsatrim
	Snack Attack Ready? Pounce! by hidingfox
	Cloud Code Attention Warf Rescue Team! by crazyshannon_com
	.:The Wizard of Odd:. Neopia's first Pirate Mutant Meerca. by torchwing996
	Unexpected Incidents Something Has Happened! Also by kikik312 by american_tabby_cat
	Stuck in the Neopet House There's no escaping... by spotthechelsey
	Bucky the Babaa A bit late on the bandwagon... by simsman24000
	Sanity.EXE Having trouble with N00bs? Also by Tambourine_chimp by korigatto
	Bad Idea Rule of thumb, never go swimming alone. by sailornezumi
	Heavy Metal What? Are you ill? by fetedieu
	NeoComp Water Fight In The Backyard by chibikatza
	All Ears Awwwww... by tdyans
	Neopia Acres Sigh Too bad this'll be the last one... by wyomingslim
	Common Sense #2 You can do it! Art by ickessler by sirussblack
	Randomness Is dinner ready? by firestarrz
	Glowing Woe I guess it can be useful for some Neopets... by _shakky_
	Neopian Wackiness Achyfi Wackiness Also by springsteen0991 by cherv1
	Overprotected Lisha goes to receive her blessings from Illusen but there are complications... by iriswind
	Hide and Seek Just follow the Slime Trail... by cool_drizzle
	April Fools! "Out to Lunch" by glowing_banana
	Meridellian Mayhem - Goodbye... We regret to inform you... by ikkin_with_attitude
	And the Meepits Outgrabe I smile because... by kittylin
	Minutes Of Entertainment I hate to break it to you... Also by erratic_abnormality by springsteen0991
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Cooking RRRRIIIPPP! by neo_tomi
	A Proverbial Nightmare : Purchases How did you know... by funandgames999
	Weird Neopia Falling from the sky... by artnerd
	Spooky We're back! by ghostkomorichu
	Rhetorical Answers Cream or sugar? by jupeboxgal
	The Joke's On You! I don't know if I like you anymore... Also by theonlyjessica by scarletrhapsody
	Wise Words from Coltzan That was a preconceived joke... of course! by confuzerated
	Us and Her #7 Everyone wants freebies. by rinacat
	Lenny Sack Yay! No more comics! by ickessler
	Ironies of Neopia Teach me how to be stronger... Also by shadih_temporary by blubblub317

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Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints? Don't take it out on your computer! Take it out on a couple of games, and earn some Neopoints while doing it!...

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There's a Monster in my Toaster!
"Tory! How many times have I told you? Don't play with the kitchen appliances while I'm gone, you could hurt yourself!"

by neox52492

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Fooling Fluffy
"'To: Fluffy. From: Sweet. This is a gift for you on this special day.' Huh? The first day of the Month of Eating isn't - AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

by precious_katuch14

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Anger Management Game Tips
Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?

by chris_loves_sany_q

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Questing Your Way To Fame And Fortune
Quests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable source of items, Neopoints, and stats...

by rhoc

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Darigan Eyrie: Kass Or Nothing At All - Part Two
The Eyrie's eyes refused to stay shut. Images flashed before them every time they tried to slide shut, flashes of the Darigan Paintbrush, of the mighty Lord Kass, of Birdie standing at his side, in his place-

by neonick19881988

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The Great Migration: Part One
"But father," Takeinia cried angrily, "I cannot leave with Borver, not yet; he is far too young and far too weak!"

by spiritwolf_forever

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