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	Life Improvised: Afloat, Part 2/2 Who needs a home inspector when you've got friends? by keng200
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	The Lupees: Mug Mishap! (Part II) Have a nice trip! by the_lupees
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	Adventures In Grave Danger You did remind your Petpet to bring back some treasure, didn't you? Collab with chihuahua__89 & batya_rose by flames_unleashed
	Boxley & Friends - Part 1: Max Let's get Max! Collab with Plasticprep4eva & Qlobal by shenkuun
	It's Boba Time! Hold on a second... Collab with gurase & rouddae by devotedly
	Stop and Schnel(ly) The Roses Life is all about the little things! by thejulyninth
	Shiny, Part 2 That's family for you! by ssjelitegirl
	Neopia Noir Healing Springs Success! by gloomyhalloumi
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	Ways To Enjoy Your Potato Chia So many options... Collab with silly_mistake by emaciate

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Let the Good Times Roll: Why Dice-A-Roo Is the Best!

Dear reader (who I also assume is a Blumaroo enthusiast, as any logical person is), I must ask you a few questions. Do you tire of staring into the void of the Wheel of Monotony, hoping for something other than a stinking Kacheekers Poster? Have you ever wasted 600 NP on a scratchcard only to be told “Better luck next time!” for the hundredth time from that annoying Wocky? Do you enjoy Neopoints, lottery tickets, or the sweet taste of a Strawberry Milkshake after narrowly avoiding a skull of doom? Well, friend, allow me to introduce you (or reintroduce you, or possibly even re-re-reintroduce you) to the most underrated yet over-clicked dice game in all of Neopia: Dice-A-Roo. Yes, I’m talking about Dice-A-Roo, that weird little game tucked away on Roo Island, presided over by a smiling Blumaroo king with a suspiciously chaotic sense of fairness. This game has it all: mystery, excitement, the thrill of victory, and the agony of clicking one too many times and watching your dreams explode in a puff of skull smoke. And the very best part? Neggs. Have you SEEN the price of Neggs lately with the rate of inflation? Now, I know what you’re thinking, right? “This Neopian Times author doesn’t have any idea what they’re talking about, Dice-A-Roo is just a random click-fest! It’s pointless!” And yes...

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The River Guardian
Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute.

by the_academy_awards

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The King of Games
King Roo excitedly hopped back into his chambers with his new board game held tightly in his paws.

by ningkov1

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An Altador Cup Reading List for the Grey Year
Hello Altador Cup fans! I'm Al, the President of the Officially Unofficial Team Altador Fan Club. As you can imagine, this year is a tough one for all of us.

by madidogs88

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Ctrl+Alt+Declutter for Spring
Spring has sprung across Neopia, which means it’s time for blooming flowers and a pollen wave the size of Terror Mountain.

by haleigh_2011

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Dungeons and Dimwits
In the ever-dark of the realm she was trapped in, an ancient queen’s mind began to stir. For you see, our dimwits were oblivious to the true nature of these dice.

by kayixu

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Triccity's Travels: Terror Mountain
I shrugged before entering the cabin. “Welcome back! Did you find the wreckage alright?” Snowflake greeted me at once.

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