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	Fruit Chia Surprise This didn't go according to plan... Collab with silly_mistake by emaciate
	Gourmet Prank A dish so fancy... it barely exists! by alexatina
	Grarrl Offline A Purple Grarrl falls asleep when their Pooogle page doesn't load. They dream that they are the offline dino game. by artofgabi
	A Magic Distraction Better luck next time... Collab with bankmax by qlobal
	Small Yet Mighty Looks can be deceiving... Collab with 5tar by chewed
	Master of Disguise? Nice try... Collab with _kougra_rules_ by keruza
	A Sudden Chill It takes patience to be a green thumb... by youaresojelly
	A New Neopet?! Varwolf spotted...? Collab with batya_rose & xomeepit by flames_unleashed
	Blossoms~ Usurpers Get ready! by twillieblossom
	The Lupees This coffee tastes...fuzzy?! by the_lupees
	Don't be a fool..! Knock knock! Collab with Gurase & Rouddae by devotedly
	Planned Obsolescence Well that's ought to sting... by kittyko92

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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated

Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. There are guilds and Neoboards dedicated to the spirit of gifting to others — and an entire Day of Giving! While we’re all familiar with the concept of sending a gift to our Neofriends, we believe there is an untapped market for gifting to your Neofoes. That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from the real Neopian book Gifts for your Enemies and have each ranked our best of the worst gift ideas for your foes or, perhaps, to prank your friends with. dancerchickemily’s favourite gifts for her enemies: 7. Slightly Nibbled Holiday Socks Meepits may prefer chewing on wires, but they’ll wreck a pair of socks every once in a while, too. Make your Neofoe’s day mildly inconvenient with these holey socks. 5/10 6. Reused Gift Box Sending an item that’s clearly already been used is a great way to show them how much you don’t care. 5/10 5. Angry Meepit Eyes Let your Neofoe know how you really feel about them with this expressive wearable! 6/10 4. Stack of Tax Return Forms As the Month of Eating nears, nobody wants to be reminded of the Tax Beast’s potential visit. 6/10 3. Deceptive Gift Basket Let your Neofoe know they stink. Literally. This gift basket is full of fruit-shaped soap! 7/10 2. Something Already Happened Cake Plate The cake is a lie. There’s nothing more disappointing than receiving a plate without the cake. 9/10 1. Definitely not an Exploding Present Imagine the look on your Neofoe’s face when they receive this deceptive gift that...

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Neopian Nonsense: Unraveling TNT’s Sneakiest Pranks
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The Case of the Angry Archivist
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