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Issue: 979 | 24th day of Running, Y25 |
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 | Green Wearables for the Baby in Your Life Starring Walda the Baby Kacheek, Naydeen the Baby Korbat, Berrilana the Baby Lutari, and Christine, their owner!
by _brainchild_ |  | The Ecology of Neopia"The land of Neopia is vast and wondrous, with countless mysteries waiting to be solved and incredible discoveries happening every day. Welcome to another edition of “Science with the Seekers,” where scientists from around Neopia share their expertise with the world."
by parody_ham |  | Illusen's Plan, Preparation, and Get Ready"Have you ever wondered how I, Illusen, plan, prepare and get ready for Illusen Day?"
by pixie_tea |  | Top 10 Illusen Day Foodie Items"Hello and welcome! On this episode of Top 10 Items, we have a theme dedicated to the one and only Illusen!"
by smeehoo27126043 |  | Six Ways to Decorate Your Home for Illusen Day"And as the sun breaks, it finally arrives – Illusen Day! As ever, it’s an exciting time for the entire Neopian community, as this day is dedicated to celebrating the kindness and generosity of the beloved freckled Faerie, Illusen."
by daschuffita |  | Springtime in NeopiaOur top things to do this spring.
by zoooomz |  | Illusen's Lament"The field of flowers seemed to go on forever. Tiny creatures flitted from flower to flower, pausing for pollen before moving on. Two faeries sat in the field looking around."
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Headlines "Breaking Illusions" by candylandtheonomy Illusen Faerie Doll, Illusen Snowglobe, Illusen Kite, Cehani’s room was brimming with all the Illusen items under the Neopian sun. It was an obsession (though Cehani preferred the term: hobby). Surprisingly, though, Cehani had never met Illusen. Never meet your heroes. This phrase she had heard stuck with her. Not only that, but she had met a cute Ixi named Lisa in the Illusen fan club who had had a terrible experience with Illusen. Like Cehani the Xweetok, the Ixi Lisa was also plushie coloured, so the two had instantly bonded at the monthly meet the fan club held. During the meeting two months prior, Lisa came in looking unusually low, and fittingly she had chosen to wear the Feeling Grey Rain Cloud. “She’s terrible. I have to quit this club!” Lisa had exclaimed in a huff.
“What happened?” Anthony the Red Usul questioned.
But Lisa refused to respond, turning on her heels and exiting in a dramatic fashion. Other members of the club had tried to contact her after for answers, but Lisa refused to respond to any inquiries. Cehani’s mind danced with the possibilities of what had happened to Lisa, yet she was scared to reach out. If Lisa refused to respond, like she had to the others, it would cement the death of the friendship they had grown. Cehani’s takeaway was simply that she must not meet Illusen. She did not want the possibility of ruining her hobby (aka obsession).
So it was with much alarm the day Cehani faced a decision that would change her life
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