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"Daiki's Dummy" by littledifferent
“Mama, my mana mo moo meh mark,” Daiki exclaimed, running into the kitchen. The young woman standing in front of the sink looked down at the ball of teal fluff that was her baby Yurble. “What was that dear? You know I can’t understand you with your dummy in your mouth.” Daiki sighed, pulled the blue ducky dummy from his mouth, and tried again. “I wanna go to the park!” he said. “Oh the park, well all right then, go and fetch your siblings and we’ll go as soon as I’ve finished the dishes,” his mother Aria said. “M’kay!” Daiki said, plugging the dummy back into his mouth before running off again. Upstairs, he barged straight into his big brother Ashnel’s room. “Ashy, me’re moin’ moo meh mark!” he said. The blue Bori looked up from the pile of neodeck cards he was sorting. “What?” he asked. Daiki scowled, but pulled the dummy out again. “I said we’re goin’ to the park!” he repeated. “Oh, okay,” Ashnel said. “Y’know Dai, it’d be a lot easier to understand you...




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