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 | The Neopets TCG in Modern TimesI encourage everyone to join me in promoting a Neopets TCG renaissance! Here are some of my tips for anyone wishing to start playing this fun, familiar card game - ten years after its publishing ceased.
by jubileek |  | Haunted Woods & Neovia: Hidden GemsIf you were to choose where to live in Neopia, you would choose Faerieland or Neopia Central. Don't lie, who wouldn't? More "spooky" locations like Haunted Woods or Neovia often don't get picked... which they should!
by xghoul447 |  | A List of Gloomy Items The Greyest month of the year is once again upon us. Are you ready to be miserable and share your feelings of depression with one another? Article also written by: cawayee and siellan
by sessduh |  | A Guide to Achieving the Perfect Goth Pet!To start, you'll have to pick which one of your Neopets will become goth. Fortunately, this style can work with every species of pet! Anyone can be goth if they feel it deep down in their sorrowful soul.
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Haunted Woods & Neovia: Hidden Gems
If you were to choose where to live in Neopia, you would choose Faerieland or Neopia Central. Don't lie, who wouldn't? More "spooky" locations like Haunted Woods or Neovia often don't get picked... which they should! I mean... who wouldn't want to spin the wheel of misfortune? Ok, that makes sense, no-one, but you can actually win prizes worth 29k, for example, Kougrachio Plushie. I'm here to list my reasons why, YOU, yes you, should live in Haunted Woods/Neovia! Oh, and by the way, umm... you can call me Ghoul.
1. Halloween vibes all year long!
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It started out simple enough. I'd been surfing online looking for cool music to listen to while playing Neoquest, when I found a profile for Cynds, who was making techno and posting it online along with videos of herself using fireworks and other pyrotechnics to make amazing displays in time with music.
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 I Aesid
It was only 4 pm but already eerily dark outside from the cluster of clouds quickly forming. Rain began splashing against the windowpane making a popping sound with each drop.
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 The River that Flows Eternal
Oh… this again. This stupid memory. Whoa, what a creepy cave, said a distant voice far beyond his sight. What did you expect? came the tart reply. I mean, this is the Haunted Woods.
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 Harker's Story
“We did it! Oh, Mister Harker, we actually made it!” Indeed they had. The Krawk and his housekeeper had arrived at Aren’s house – on the first day of Swimming in the Neopian Y19 – over two years ago.
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