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Being Magma is a Superpower

"Being Magma is a superpower and we should have a celebratory day"

by shresthi
Interview with the coolest guitarist in Neopia

The Twisted Roses play in the Tyrannian Concert hall on the first of every month and have a strong following from teenage Neopets from across Neopia. We are chatting with the lead guitarist, known by her stage name Ix, about all things goth and girl power.

by smilingpony
To Spend or Not to Spend? That is the Question.

5 tips on deciding to spend neopoints on that hot-ticket item

by justamoose
What Altadorian Constellations Mean for You - 2/3

I’m sure you’ve been waiting with bated breath for the next installment of Altadorian constellation folklore. I hope that my readers found the first chapter both entertaining and informative. For those of you who may have missed out, here is a short summary of what you need to know...

by kayahtik
9 curiosities about coins that you find in Neopia!

Some curiosities about 9 coins that every collector should know on Neopia!

This list was made to show you neopians some of the coins you can find around Neopia and how you can obtain them!

Collaboration with outzpwn.

by itsbah

The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys

There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward...

by cadetbush
The Magic of Neopian Music

Upon reading the new features today, I saw that the Neopian Times was looking for articles about all that is magical. Now while this article isn’t about magic in the spells and maniacal evil sort of way, I decided to make an article on the magical music themes we are so lucky to have in our flash games!

by m0nster_rancher
Recipe of the Week: Greater Earthen Potion

Ever wanted to make a potion in your own home?

by hauntinq
 
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"The First Light of Neopia" by steve_km
The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature. Foul in appearance and stands just over six feet tall. It’s eyes are red with hatred and his skin green and foul; it smelled of sweat. It has a strong solid body, scaly to the touch. No hair on it’s body but three large spikes protruding on its head in a row in line with its spine. Its arms and legs are strong and muscular. On top of the whole body is a black cloak. Sounds of screaming echo out through the caverns and into his underground lab. His evil glare looking at the screens that surround his lab, carefully examining the surface above. Behind him, a pile mud, placed in various assorted clumps, sitting atop of a device surrounded by a glass casing. The creature turning around quickly to the pile begins to press a number of buttons. Lasers begin shooting the mud and gas is emitted from below. Chemicals flood from above and begin splashing atop of the mud and soon, the mud begins to move.




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The First Light of Neopia
The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Three
Team B took their positions on the roof of the Creep house and launched off to find signs of life and hopefully be able to help others.

by hannahcreep

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Jolla and the Magic of the Dream Fortress:Part Two
Jolla woke during the afternoon and emerged from her bedroom to see Phanta sitting in the fortress’s hall, visibly tired. Jolla herself felt exhausted, too.

by miraday

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Lame Pun
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by blackaavar

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by akuroy_of_the_moon



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