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What NOT to Wear to the Altador Games

P.S. Go Team Maraqua!

by spukl1
A Guide to Snow Roller

Keep in mind that with a little practice and a few tips, you have a decent chance of earning a trophy!

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

Restaurant Critic, Vol. 1

Everyone wants to become a Restaurant Critic! But very few true food lovers achieve their dream and make a name for themselves while doing what they enjoy most; eating!

by water_park1993
How to Become (Or Avoid Becoming) an Ultra Packrat

There comes a point in every avatar collector’s life that they decide to go through the onerous task of stockpiling items for the Packrat avatar.

by andrewo94
Dung-Give-Up-Hope: Tips for Finding the Dung Faerie

The Dung Faerie is as real as you or me, although extremely difficult to spot. Here I will offer a basic lesson in Dung Faerie hunting, AKA finding and photographing.

by timesamyth
An Interview with the Obsidian Quarry Shoyru

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Neopia, waiting to be unearthed? I decided to track down this mysterious Shoyru to investigate.

by juli_puff
Cinnamon!

Just another plug for "cinnamon hearts" to be created as an item! Thanks for all you do for Neopia!

by doglover3662
Where to Eat Neopia

Restaurants are categorized according to destination and include price points, the most popular entrees, and vegetarian options. Let the eating begin!

by itsmeganduhx
Character Re-Introductions: Chadley

This time I'm interviewing the Zafara with a dreamy smile and former Game Master who hosted this year’s Daily Dare: Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV, better known as just Chadley.

by pikachu315111
The Keeping and Caring of Candy Pets

Whether you own a Candy pet already, or are waiting for your favorite species to receive this new paint job, here are some tips for the proper care of a Candy Neopet.

by scubadove
Tyrannian Dress Up

Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us and it is a wonderful day to celebrate the end of one of the darkest marks in Tyrannia's tumultuous history.

by fippinator
Respecting Tyrannian Culture

Tyrannian Victory Day is just around the corner, which makes it the perfect time to consider how each of us is influenced by the Tyrannian lifestyle.

by modernmotz
Top 10 Omelettes from Tyrannia

Let's talk about omelettes...

by aplacplac
A Trip to Tyrannian Plateau

In honor of the upcoming Tyrannian Victory Day, I decided to venture into the Plateau to experience the culture, the tastes, and the sites of Tyrannia.

by hectic_haley
 
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"The Untold Story of Tyrannian Victory Day" by applebella
May 10th will go down in history as the day Tyrannia emerged victorious from a battle that compromised it as a land entirely. The story goes that a courageous Lupe is responsible for the defeat of the evil Monoceraptor and subsequent security and victory of our land. That’s great and all, but I’ll let you in on a little secret - he’s not the only one who was there. I can’t say I blame the historian; everyone loves a good battle story with the main character exerting incredible bravery and fortitude. I kept my story inside for a long time - coming up on sixteen years on Wednesday (the anniversary of this holiday), but I am happy to say that my story will no longer be a secret. My name is Ug-Ha-Ag-Un but my friends call me Kate. I grew up on the plateau with my parents and three big brothers, selling handmade weapons in my dad’s shop. Coming from this type of family, I learned to use these weapons at a young age - my brothers used to ambush me at school to teach me to “always be prepared”, for example. Although it was expected that I was to grow up to be a lady, learning to cook traditional Tyrannian food and raise a beautiful family, I constantly looked up to my brothers and father, seeing what amazing tools they made and how agile they were in wielding them. My brother even won the national tournament in the Ugga Dome three years in a row! In my spare time, between sewing and cooking classes and learning to read, I would sneak down to the weaponry shop and practice my skills, hoping to one day be as ferocious as my brothers. I bet you know where I’m going with this, but let me just say it all paid off.




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We Are the Waiting
This is a story about growing up and facing the hard decision of moving on in your life.

by lithoxide

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Gregory goes fishing
Gregory the Gelert loves nothing more than preparing a delicious picnic, which is of course filled with his favorite treats.

by _interrupted_

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Return to Lynwood: Part Twelve
"Search every corner of these quarters!” Isengrim barked as two of his packmates hacked down the door. “I want Vakhtang found!”

by cosmicfire918

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Four
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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Moody King Skarl
King Skarl's mood can change in a matter of seconds!

by louise_the_zero

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Faerie Cloud Racers Grey Day Edition
I'm too sad for this...

Also by squishable

by theyellowrose




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