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Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Gardening

Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy and imgonnageta

by sosuleaf

Precisely How to Exact Revenge

AAA silently continued working on Project X for many months. Finally, at the beginning of the Month of Gathering, AAA’s Project X was revealed: a new game known as AAA’s Revenge in which we discover just how ruthless AAA can be.

Also by cloudypoogle

by minnesotan

Getting Rid of the Stigma of Being a Reseller

I want people to be excited to sell their items to me; I want to make deals with people that make both buyer and seller happy. How can I do that when nobody wants to deal with resellers because of that bad reputation the name drags along behind it?

by emberfusion
The Golden Dubloon: Profit or Loss? (An Experiment)

I treated my Baby Kacheek named Walda to one hundred meals at the Golden Dubloon. The total value of the Dubloons that I spent was around 162,000 Neopoints. The purpose of my experiment was to determine the approximate chance of receiving leftovers as well as the margin of profit or loss after they were obtained.

by _brainchild_
Good Things That Are Paradoxically Sad!

Inspired by the idea of being saddened by things that ought to be happy, I thought I'd write this article! My usual articles are brimming with cheer and merriment. I thought it might be interesting to write one that was bittersweet instead!<

by indulgences
An Interview at the Coffee Cave

Because the Month of Celebrating is approaching quickly, and the weather in Neopia is starting to get quite chilly, this reporter has been drinking more than her fair share of coffee lately – and not just because it’s the only thing that keeps her pen on the page!

by lunarchronicles
The Foodie’s Guide to Neopia Central

Whether your neopets are card holders in the Gourmet Club or more casual Neopain foodies, everyone loves a good meal. No one wants to eat Smelly Jelly or a Rotten Berry if they can avoid it. So for your neopets' sakes we dined at all of the restaurants and food shops in Neopia Central, unfortunately eating many strange and bizarre foods along the way, in order to compile a detailed record of the best restaurants and food shops.

by stargirl346
 
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Precisely How to Exact Revenge



Did you patiently (or possibly impatiently) await a Project X reveal since Daily Dare Y18 way back in the Month of Eating? Have you played AAA’s Revenge and want to get better? Do you want to hone your skills to the point of being able to get an avatar or trophy? If you answered “YES” to any of the above, then this guide is for you buddy pal. Keep on reading for all the juicy info you can imagine on Aristotle A. Avinroo’s latest yoyo slingin’ scheme.



Other Stories


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Never Give Up!
Ollie the blue Pteri loved the fact that he could fly. It was a trait that wasn't out of the ordinary around Neopia, because a lot of pets and of course the Faeries could fly. However, Ollie was different.

by extreme_butterfly

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What We Found in the Storm
A small family is tested when a record storm separates them at the top of Terror Mountain.

by misfitmarie

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Six
Seneca arrived in Moltara just past noon the next day, her mind weighing heavily with the tale Bella had passed on to her. In a selfish way, she supposed she wasn’t just worried for Colly and Erzo and Multint, but for herself, and for her cousins. She worried what would come of Alless, after the mistakes she had made.

by hybatsu

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Chasing Treasure: Part Seven
It took them three days to reach the island. They could have gone faster, perhaps, but after losing two map pieces to the Comte's crew (if the lupe and elephante had in fact been working for the Comte, which seemed likely) Bannok was being cautious.

by aethelar

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He's a Sensitive Soul
Gilly finally encounters Eliv Thade and makes the wrong assumptions.

by tellmock

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Bad Luck Aisha #2
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Also by spurstrap

by suixx




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