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 | Game Avatars for the Non Gamer: Part Two!If you enjoyed last week's 'Game Avatars for the Non Gamer', this article is for you! Here are 7 more relatively easy game avatars for you to try out! Also by salutation
by golvenzee |  | From the Top: An Interview with Love2045, Owner of a Top Faerieland Agency EmployeeToday I’m speaking with love2045, proud owner of red_hot2004. Red_hot2044 is a baby Shoyru who has completed over twenty-five thousand (!) jobs and is currently the #2 ranked employee at the agency. While there are already guides out there for beginners, love2045 is here with her pet to share some insights and experiences Also by love2045
by malphd |  | A Field Trip with the Grooming Parlour ShopkeeperHello again! I’m Kuszemi, and I’m here today in Neopia Central to pick up the Grooming Parlour Shopkeeper. We’ve been acquainted for quite some time now, and she’s been doing a roaring business, so I suggested that she expand into some of the other markets, such as Krawk Island, maybe. (coughs shiftily)
by an9375 |  | 'Fixing' The Altador Cup - The Economics of PrizesThroughout this article I will strive to outline the various strengths and weaknesses of the cup and provide several possible ways in which TNT could be planning to fix the problems we are facing.
by kieronstoff |  | What Kind Of Pet Trader Are You?That said, I thought I'd write a quiz all about pet traders! What kind of pet trader are YOU? Complete the following quiz, and find out!
by indulgences |  | 15 Cutest Petpets For Less Than 5000 NPWho doesn’t love petpets? Those little critters will keep your Neopet active, alert, and responsible. They come in all species and colors, and lots of people think that the most beautiful ones are the most expensive. That’s not entirely true, for some of the cutest and most adorable petpets can be also the cheapest.
by darkobsession |  | Just Have a Go!Sometimes there were plots that just didn't make sense to me. Sometimes there were activities that I had no idea how to do. So I asked around and do you know what? I just HAD A GO! Also by monosaccharides
by chiefgrumpy |  | Five Most Enjoyable Neopian Memories The feeling I had the moment of receiving my avatars was of elation and feeling on top of Neopia. So I decided to take my sentiments a step forward and see what are some of the highlights and memories other Neopians will always cherish.
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What Kind Of Pet Trader Are You?
Pet traders make me smile. I think their struggles to trade for their favorite pets is charming and cute, and I have a lot of favorite pet traders! Pet traders are all so unique, motivated and enthusiastic, and they inspire me every day!
That said, I thought I'd write a quiz all about pet traders! What kind of pet trader are YOU? Complete the following quiz, and find out!
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Usuki Singing Stars Special: An Interview with Snaw Patricia: Hello and welcome to this week’s segment of [Fabulous Neopians More Important than You!]. I’m your faerie Shoyru host: Patricia, from the Usuki Singing Stars series! And today, I’ll be interviewing an NT star who has just struck one hundred submissions
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The Tale of the Missing Tail Alshena the Plushie Aisha held back tears as the other Neopets pointed and laughed at her. They were ridiculing her for a feature (or lack thereof) that she couldn't help. The poor little kitty had been born without a tail.
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Reign of Ice: Part Four It was a long, cold trek to the harbor, but when they finally made it they found two more Coconuts standing guard by the boats. “You know, Brendon, I hear there are pirates in the area.” Irena was just loud enough for the two natives to hear her, and they immediately scrambled.
by neolikepets |
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Cordilion's Big Adventure: Part Three Now mid-afternoon, the musicians began to arrive for their pre-concert practice. Drums, guitars, pianos, flutes and even a triangle were all on the stage. Niv was among them, playing every instrument with ease. Cordie was amazed by it all. He liked these Neopets he had met.
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