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Escape to Kreludor Guide

Escape to Kreludor is the name of one of the many games available in the Games Room. You may not remember immediately if you ever played it or what kind of game it was – it's not as popular as Meerca Chase or Faerie Bubbles. I am here today to introduce you to this simple yet entertaining puzzle game.

by blue_star_51
Meepit Juice Break: The Zen Experience

You may think it’s crazy to feed 3,500 Meepits for an avatar, and it absolutely is, but it’s a doable endeavor. If you hate playing Meepit Juice Break as much as I do but still want to add that avatar to your collection, then prepare for zen mode and take these tips with you.

by sasaki_kyomi
Seven Dastardly Scrolls

There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…

by xiaolin10413
Things We Wish Our Pets Wouldn’t Say

I’m sure many Neopet owners would agree with me that some of the things our pets say can be grating after a while. Here are a few things that Neopets say that makes Angel and me want to pull our hair out

Also by evilone712_27

by mercy_angel

Rhoasy’s Raddest Restaurants #1: The Soup Kitchen

Its time to put my thoughts to pen and paper and let you Neopians know the best- and worst- of the food all over the world of Neopia. Remember: I ate it so you didn't have to!

by tennesseethomas
A Guide To Usukicon: Ten Must Have Usukis!

Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.

by salutation
Meridell or Brightvale?

I’ve decided to teach Clopina and everyone reading at home about Brightvale and Meridell. Hopefully by the end, anyone considering moving to either land can gain knowledge before making any decisions.

by sassyxsandra
Top Six Looks for UsukiCon

Six dazzling Usuki-themed fashion ideas that will surely stand out!

Also by deseila.

by sugarycupcakes

Fruits of Brightvale

his article will serve to highlight a few of Brightvale’s best berries, for the berry enthusiast, or for those who are interested in all things Brightvale.

by cheriipie
10 Best Summer Drinks from the Coffee Cave

For all coffee and tea lovers!

by yashasvika
UsukiCon: A Guide to Neopia's Largest Convention

Here are some of my tips on how to get the most out of UsukiCon!

by pizzanoodles2
 
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10 Must Have Usukis!



It's that time of year again- where everyone crowds into the Neopian Bazaar for the Usuki collectors favourite day of the year: Usukicon! Everyone is waiting to gain access into Usukiland to catch a glimpse of the newest Usuki dolls on the shelf. It is a Usuki collector's dream, except many of the Usuki's are so rare and expensive that only the top collectors own them. Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.



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Friday: An Incomplete Petpet
With his bickering petpet in tow, The Neo-citizen quickened his pace as he strode passed the Secret Laboratory to access the Petpet Laboratory. The narrow, almost claustrophobic hallway that led to the Petpet Laboratory was always dimly lit, with tangles of wires poking from the ceiling. He was a Neo-citizen on a mission...

by vanquishee

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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Destiny: Part Three
The wailing alarm made Elmist’s heart beat faster, if that was even possible. He thought his ribcage would break any time. Zaldron was so weak that she needed Drake to support her as they rushed down the stairs of the Brightvale castle. “Easy,” he soothed from the bottom of his heart. “I know you can do it.”

by sampleneopian

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Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Ten
“Every five hundred years,” Fyora explained in a storyteller’s voice, “a magical parchment lists the name of the next faerie whose destiny is to inherit the throne of Faerieland. The last faerie princess crowned had been I, and now it is time for a new princess to be recognized as my future successor at a Coronation to be held in precisely three days.”

by downrightdude

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Royal Pain
There's a wig in my cupcake!

by winner19955

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Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important
There's a difference, folks!

Also by mike11695

by new_perspective




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