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Issue: 690 | 17th day of Swimming, Y17 |
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 | Top 25 Summer TreatsIt doesn't matter where you are, whether you are on the beach playing in the sand, at a campfire with your friends, or just at home wanting a cool treat to beat the heat, we have many favourite treats to choose from. Here are tweny five delicious and mouth-watering foods to tease your taste buds. Also by blue_eyed_tiger_j
by wokitana |  | Guide to Guild Success: Part 2Keeping your members busy and entertained will make the guild bloom quicker" Also by imgonnageta
by sosudude |  | The Traveling Neopian: Neolodge Reviews: Stop #8You're much more interested in hearing about Faerie Castle, my very first five star hotel!
by cadetbush |  | Your Friendly Guide on Reading an Issue of the TimesHave you ever been so excited of the newest issue of the Neopian Times coming out that you just didn't know what to read first? If you have, then keep on reading! If you haven't, well...continue reading on anyway!
by adinos |  | The Ten Best Greeting Cards to Send to a NeofriendIt’s Year 17; simple thank you cards and get well soon cards are so overdone. You don’t want to be just like everyone else, do you? If you’d rather appear unique and be the most hilarious and witty and desirable and generous neofriend a kacheek could ever beg for, you’ll need to send the most inspired and amazing greeting cards to flaunt your brilliance.
by 20003425 |  | Interview with the Swamp GhoulHi there! Miss April here with your next dose of hard hitting journalism based on the exotic lands of Neopia, this time our story brings us to the Haunted Woods. We all know it, we all love it, but are there creatures who could potentially harm you? We say yes. I'm writing about a creature known to many as the Swamp Ghoul.
by aprildewdrops |  | Just Like Old Times The Neopian Times is far more than just a newspaper!
by parody_ham |  | The Definitive Guide to Brunch in NeopiaAh, yes...brunch. The magical word that makes our ears perk up and our stomachs rumble. When it comes to mealtime, brunch is king. It combines the savor of breakfast food and the fulfillment of an afternoon meal into one comforting, memorable, and delectable course. But how does one do brunch the right way?
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Headlines "Difficulties: Adventures in Moving" by peridotsu A Baby Usul, curled in a dark orange blanket stared out the window of her family’s Neohome in beautiful Faerieland. She was lying on her bed, with silent tears streaming from the fact she arrived home safely. Maybe change in life isn’t so bad, after all. Wait- that sounds like the end of the story doesn’t it? I guess, to understand what’s happening to this Usul, we must begin at the beginning, with some background to understand her life.
Other Stories
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Heritage or Dreams “Would you come with me?”, he pleaded, his normally sharp magma eyes oozing with puppy-lupe sadness. “No. Quick, you know this is something you need to do on your own.”
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One Summer's Day "Hey look, it's Mystery Island! We're almost at Mystery Island!" Daizm, plushie Kacheek shouted excitedly from the front of the ferry she, her brother and her adopted cousins were on. She blinked as sea spray from the ferry powering through the waves, splashed her in face. She has halfway over the railing at the front of the ferry when someone grabbed her wrist.
by orisasda |
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The Beginning of the Shadow: Part Five “It’s not about yesterday. Zee, best friends are supposed to tell each other everything right?” Zee nodded. She still hadn’t told Kamia hers. Maybe this was the right time? Was fate finally giving her a chance?Kamia took a few deep breaths, but was unsure of how to continue. Finally, she decided to just be blunt.
by sha2196 |
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The Fire Within: Part Eight Yardly returned to the Font alone, though Marbelle and her soldiers were waiting, hidden, in the tunnels beyond. Waiting for Yardly's signal. Waiting to storm their birthplace. The plan was simple. Yardly would go in and eliminate Igneot. Then he would signal the others to follow. It was a ludicrously stupid plan, of course, and Yardly knew this.
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