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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Two
There were state of the art security systems protecting every single floor and not once in the fifteen years or so since the building's construction had it ever been breached.

This of course didn't fill Clayton with a great deal of confidence...

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Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Five
"No idea, it was pitch black," said Saura, staring down at the Cybunny's hands. Each fist was bigger than his head. "You're, um, the ship's doctor?"

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