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Top 11 Underrated Royal Girl Pets

You should really look at pet colors more often.

by flufflepuff
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)*

Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.

by carrotopian
Are You All You Can Be?

After years of playing Neopets can you honestly say you're an active and experienced neoplayer? Dare yourself to become neogreat!

by kissamus
5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest

She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item.

by river_valley37
Adoption: Pound Chat Version

Here is a quick guide for anyone hoping to adopt a pet or just trying to familiarize themselves with the PC.

by cheriipie
Budget Weaponry

You've got eight slots for your "set" and you want to have at least the following...

by dusket
Chronicles of a Scuffed-Up Battledome Pet

Tips and lessons learned from our first war.

by shusu_chan
The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide

A critic's list of the best Chomby-centric books Neopia has to offer, catering to the introverted herbivore.

by valdeceit
The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby!

If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help!

by patspocobars
 
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Underrated Royal Girls



Since the birth of the Royal Paint Brush in Year 6, Neopia has been blessed by the grace and charm of many species of royal pets, 49 to be exact. Without them, there would be none to rule except the Faerie Queen, but come on! Doesn't the Faerie Queen need help reigning and looking beautiful sometimes? If you told her the latter, though, I don't think she would be very happy. But I digress. What I've noticed over the years, especially on the Pound Board for the few times I dared to venture into the stormy sea of trades, is that some noble-pets are favored more than others...



Other Stories


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On the Outside
Mazz had found the green Kyrii potion while cleaning out Spider's gallery. It had a green theme, and the human had decided there were too many green things in Neopia to collect.

by spiderwax

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Hunting for Answers
I planted my hooves and stared across the backyard of my owner's Neohome. The old archery target had a fresh coat of paint, just begging to be filled with arrows. I was going to oblige.

by blackghoulmon

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Path to Destiny: Part Three
I flicked my ears; the little petpet was hardly scary and too small to be any threat to me.

by dragonwolf8

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There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part One
Orion looked at himself in the mirror. Big green eyes, fluffy tail, adorable green stripe, yes, he was cute. They were fine with that. But he wasn't satisfied with cute. He wanted more than that in life.

by serissa98

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Greedy
3 points in health?

by ttuks

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How To: Fight
According to this Tyrannian Eyrie...

by taybabatool123



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