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Tasting Bankruptcy: Overcoming Stamp Addiction

There is yet another dangerous popular trend going on right now. It's called... *whispers* Stamp Collecting.

by incheesuswetrust
Riding the Waves: A Quick Guide to the Neopian Pound

Close your eyes and think of the most desolate place in Neopia, the place where only the most unfortunate pets are forced to venture.

by moldier
Where in Neopia is the Snowberry?

Recently I took notice upon the various Snowberry items afloat in the Neopian economy today. I found myself wondering where these delightful berries came from and set out on a quest to find a Snowberry of my own...

by chunky12316
Guild Admin Powers and How To Use Them

Admin powers are worth taking some time to think about when putting together your guild, because you'll be encountering, and using, them all throughout your time as a guild leader.

by antipopulace
10 Delectable Neggs of Neopia

May I present to you the top ten Neggs of Neopia!

by winner918
Magnificent Mini-Games

Ask any Key-Quest player this, is winning a game of Key-Quest possible without winning a mini-game or two? More often than not, the answer is no.

by likeshshnia
Worth More Than Gold

There are plenty of things I do around the site that I'm darn proud of, and once I realized that, I started to feel much better about myself as a Neopian.

by bahragrah34
My Top 10 Darigan Pets

Sharp claws, flowing manes, and flashing red eyes... How can you resist???

by gorubeza
Style Guide: Xweetok Day

Do you plan on going to a Xweetok Day party, and don't know what to wear? Look no further than this guide.

by ilovezacandhsm
10 Things you didn’t know about Pirates and Ninjas before Games Master Challenge, Year 14

#1: A dedicated Ninja starts each day when the clock strikes 12...

by yukitora_exe
 
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"The Lab Ray Experience" by boscoemax
For years George whined that he was tired of his yellow base color, and was in desire of a new paint job. The problem was that he couldn't decide which color exactly he wanted to be painted. Henry had only recently been able to afford anything in the price range of the lab map, neopoints accumulated from finally mastering the Neopian stock market. For his neopet's birthday, he promised to…




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Concerts and Explosions
If you want to know why we're banned from the Tyrannian Concert Hall, you should read on.

by melina322

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The Rain
This is a short story about my two Neopets, Flameteria the Xweetok and Charmeteria the Kacheek!

by yamadahikari

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A Piece of Thessalium: Part One
Ever the air sparkled in this place, the palpable taste of magic filling the air like a dream. Shelf after shelf was filled with colourful bottles of potions...

by d_morton

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All Hallow’s Eve: Part Five
Holly tried to wrap her brain around what was happening. It was all too unreal, and yet it was happening. She knew she had to be strong for Jasper's sake.

by kristykimmy

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Ventures #25
Operation T.R.E.K. Finale (2/2). A good plan will always end the way it started. Usually.

by neo_coaster363

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A Shoyru's Observations 1
What an odd Meerca...

by kerningcity



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