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	The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment. by miss_miku1
	Paintbrush Peculiarities Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet. by katiecoo802
	The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed! Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM? by i_heart_foxes
	Money Tree: Snipe Those Items The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots. by ohheyreplay
	An In-Depth Look At The Caption Contest A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? by moocowalex
	Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy. by texanrose_2000
	Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE. by greavesbaby
	Reflections from a Neopian Times Author Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer! by parody_ham

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"Looney Lockewood" by ihailin
The street was a dead end, and the voice was following them down into the ally. Phalor nuzzled her neck into Shailayna's purple fluff, closing her eyes tight. Shailayna's ears twitched with each approaching footstep. She could smell the odd mixture of stale tea, dust, and dull cologne that reminded her of her great-grandfather. Phalor opened an eye just a crack, instantly regretting it. The mad old Buzz was glowering down at...

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32

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King Paz
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi

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Permanence: Part Two
"Welcome to your new permanent home!"

by angelpuss535

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Nightfall: Part One
"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.

"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...

by havittaa

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Don't Trust Rich Slorgs. Ever.
There's a reason why you shouldn't trust rich Slorgs...

by celestialguineapig

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Random Dessert
Every lunch is a surprise!

Idea by sue_mhilka

by c4774r3

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