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A special fill-in-the-blank article to commemorate the very special 550th issue of the Neopian Times.

by mystie06
Customize for 550!

Do you love the Neopian Times? Do you love to customize? If so, then this guide is for you!

by rikarie
Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.

Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...

Also by _razcalz_

by larkspurlane

An Interview with Eliv Thade

Eliv Thade has gotten a bad reputation as of recently, between the ghost stories and cryptic anagrams, but now this ghastly Kacheek is here to set the record straight.

by impellent
Recommended Strategies for the NEXT Milestone Issue!

Regardless of why you're reading this, maybe some of you might one day like to be among the published writers, able to reap whatever incentive or benefit that you seek. Today, I will reveal some thus far "secret" writing tips that will equip you for the 600th Issue.

by tealnova_dragon
The Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue with Jazan and Hanso

Who appreciates the 550th issue more than our two favorite editorial closers?

by cardsperson_ii
A Koi Sues Kelp; Protests Run Rampant

The waiter simply laughed and said that the type of fish was part of the secret ingredient...

by lalafa2
All You Need To Know About Neggsweeper

The rules of Neggsweeper are actually fairly simple.

by moocowalex
In Celebration: Ten Items Representative of Neopia

Neopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians...

by nephtyhz
Six Types of Traders You'll Meet in the Trading Post

I know we look strange – I'm an apple Chia and my brother, Poke, is an aubergine Chia , but it was just an unfortunate incident involving some wonderfully tempting Chia pops...

by becciness
Falling in Love

I once created a pet with the intention of trading her.

by teaspill
 
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Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue



Who better to dedicate this 550th issue article to than the famous Jazan and Hanso? Jazan made his first editorial closing in issue 489 after Hanso posted a very dashing picture of one handsome blue Ixi thief there. From then on, the dynamic duo has come to define a part of this Neopian Times culture by bringing joy to editorial readers everywhere...



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Baby Adventures: The Faerie Gazette
Treaphie sighed as she looked down at her breakfast plate - it was filled with fresh bunches of broccoli.

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Mission: 550
He paced, barking his orders as they came to his head to the purple Grundo sitting nearby. The Grundo frantically wrote...

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Only Human: Part Four
The house was empty, save for the piles of money sitting around her. One and a half million neopoints...

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The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Two
"I think someone else is on your petpage," Grey answered and pulled out the chair so she could sit down. She waited as Lady's eyes scanned the page.

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Plushie Turkey
What's turkey without a little stuff-*bricked*

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Sassi Comics: Backstory
Long ago, Geraptiku was...

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