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Issue: 542 | 27th day of Eating, Y14 |
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 | 5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny CarnivalA humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.
by greenglitter |  | Neopian AnagramsIt's been a while since I wrote my last article on quizzing and gave you a challenge.
by daughters_ofthe_moon |  | Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get RichJust follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!
by elementdragongirl |  | Top 25 Most Beautiful AvatarsThere are so many different avatars on Neopets, but not all of them are created equally. Some are more beautiful than others.
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by mercy_angel |  | To the Top of the Mountain: SW1 and SW2 Princess Terrana, younger sister of the infamous Princess Lunara, hopes to prove herself worthy of the title "Shenkuu Warrior" by racing her way up some of Shenkuu's tallest mountains armed with nothing more than her wits and a shiny grappling hook.
by iamduffan |  | 6 Steps to Successful Spring CleaningRead this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.
by vanilla_paw |  | Why Your Genius Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's MysteriesSadly, there were some Neopians that fell to laziness, and looked at their intelligence 500+ Neopets, wondering if... maybe, just maybe... maybe their Neopet, who was so much smarter than they were... could solve it for them?
by palidus_tomato |  | The Ten Best Prizes From the Mini Plastic NeggsNope. Not bitter at all... *shifty eyes*
by dr_tomoe |
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Headlines "The Lupe With the Horrible Name" by krazykiddo5 For the purpose of telling her story, we shall refer to her as "Unprintable". She was a plain blue Lupe, and had been abandoned right after some mischievous soul had created her. She did not understand the concept of a loving owner, and assumed all pets were immediately sent to the pound. She was fed three times a day, let out to exercise once a day, and sometimes people would walk by her kennel and laugh...
Other Stories
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A Better Way Hanso strode through the streets of Faerieland with a jaunty step and a smirk on his face. He had nearly forgotten what it was like to walk out in the open daylight without fear of being recognized and chased by guards...
by sporty2443 |
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Things Best Remembered: Part Five The sword was made of a mixture of Emberatia – "Good for channeling or blocking magic," Tristan told her with a wink – jades, and emeralds. It caught the sunlight beautifully...
by chimie119 |
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The Scarab and the Sea: Part Three Tomos looked around the deck of the Sea Queen at the sailors preparing for a battle with pirates, wishing that any second he would wake up and it would have all turned out to be a nightmare.
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