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Little Things On Neopets That Make Us Happy

There are so many little things on Neopets that can brighten our day.

by jamba_jukeba
You Are What You Eat: Save Our Skeiths and Grarrls!

Hello, and welcome to the newest edition of You Are What You Eat!

by pandora
Petpet Companions for Dark Personalities

Find a creepy friend who suits your needs and wants as a petpet owner.

by saphireblue3
Dubloon Disaster – Not Just Some Floating Mines

Do you remember the last time you were floating along the shores of Krawk Island on a modest aquatic vessel, content with all the treasure you had accumulated, when you were savagely attacked by a large pirate ship? No?

by gloomyparadise
The Petpetpet War

How well do Petpetpets get along with other Petpetpets?

by cocomotake2
Weatherbee's Guide to Managing Your Mall

Could you be ready to take the huge step as a manager of your own successful mall?

by return_of_weatherbee
Delina – Crafting Faerie or Crafty Faerie?

Where did Delina, this so called 'Crafting Faerie', come from? And why has no one questioned this Dark Faerie's sudden appearance?

Also by queenbee19882000

by ali_goth

Rules of Jelly World: Why It May Be In Space

Jelly World: The Battledome of our time. Everyone's heard of it, but how come we haven't FOUND it yet?

by suti_v2k_9_9
What Pair of Shoes Are You?

It's the month of Running! Spring is on its way!

by dizzyblackberry
Gifts for your Chomby!

What's big, has four legs, and originates from Tyrannia? You probably guessed it, the Chomby!

Also by retrean

by xbebedawlx

What We Should Be Eating on Chomby Day

"It's a well-known fact that we Chombies are leaf-eaters..."

by fancifully
Top Ten Wearables for Unconverted Pets

In the beginning, many users referred to unconverted pets as "uncustomizable."

As it turned out, that is not the case.

by iniuria

 
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Managing Your Mall



Want to venture out into the world of malling as a leader? Could you be ready to take the huge step as a manager of your own successful mall? What do you need to do to make that happen? Reading this guide will help you make your own mall banner, start a list of open positions, and most importantly, find members who will fill your positions! Planning: Before thinking of opening up a mall to the public, you have to start planning. I know it's tempting to jump right in and find members, but it's more professional to have everything set up and ready to go...



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Retirement
I watched her as she left for her desk across the room, and then picked up my quill and paper. Still nothing. My mind was drawing a complete blank...

by jockylocky

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Mutant in Faerieland
Pharaya soared. Her long Korbat ears picked up every sound, and she stretched her mutant wings as far as she could.

by meimyself88

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Prison of the Mind: Part Three
"Evil Dhaet si on rome," the voice said in a singsong voice. "Ehrets on caespe!"

by merlynia

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Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part Eight
I said my lines, but let me tell you, it is very disconcerting to have an angry Acara glaring at you when you are trying to read your script.

by ilovcanis

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Hoopla: shh
Quiet!

by _pokemon12_63

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Talk About Random
Some things are difficult for snot pets like Dsut.

by buizelmaniac



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