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	Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function. by kateee366
	The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet Plunge You control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level... by bartdrunkeys
	10 Tips for Successful Worm Hunting Worm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time. by redoakcove
	The Neocola Conspiracy Now with 100% more items of doom! by dandelioncupcake
	The Month of Sleeping It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review. by rck2002
	The Sloth Conspiracy In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for. by rock_star_megs
	A Guide to Mutant Pets How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients... by alt1981black
	Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010. by xilimirg

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Neocola Conspiracy

In Kreludor, a machine stands between the Kreludan Mining Corporation and Kreludan Homes. Every day, Neopians shove Neocola tokens into its slot, only to find items of doom instead of refreshing drinks. However, who could be behind this evil contraption? Dr. Sloth? The Grundo population? Fyora? (Hey, who said it couldn't be possible?)

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