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Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs

His secrets unveiled.

by kylacz
A History of Neopian Proverbs

All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune
Life Without Toilet Paper?

It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences
Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style

Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers?

by ponytail135
Popularity Is Just a Word

What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen
MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine

Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian
Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You!

In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you!

by andrewthebestes
Orange-Tastic

Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser
A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny

Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind
 
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"James Nexis - Betrayal" by punctuation_ninja
The door was thrown open and a drenched brown Hissi stumbled through, bringing several litres of rainwater with him. Spitting out a mouthful of water, he pulled off his coat and fedora and dropped them unceremoniously on the floor. "Good morning, Deirdre. Ghastly..."




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Letting Go
"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o

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The Pirate and the Princess
No. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.

by alhan_shadowseeker

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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Seven
"Now, what can I help you with, majesty?" She grinned as if finding herself hilariously clever for knowing who Cove was.

by ayame_23

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Snowfall's Solstice: Part Six
Quicker than a streak of lightning, she flexed her wings and sprang up beside me, slamming a torrent of pure ice into the ground. For a second I just stood there like an idiot...

by soupfaerie_best

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Proles
That seems unnecessarily harsh...

by cables

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A Game of Cards part 1 of 6
You can see it in her eyes.

Script by water_park1993

by thewizardess




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