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Defenders Good, Garoo Bad

Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...

by nut862
400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache

Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...

by crazy_4_sushi
Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!

How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

by destinationxunknown
Too Many Good Entries

This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence.

by teaspill
Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default

A petpage? What would anybody do with that?

Quite a lot, as it turns out.

by neesboy

400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet

Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.

by twocents
An Open Letter of Non-Praise

The Neopian Times is in dire straits.

by autotune
The Neopian Times Phrases

Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.

by ginny_invisible
What Neopian Holiday Are You?

What Neopets festival could you be?

by pink_pony13
Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!

Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia.

by truely_hyper
Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!

The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.

by daisygirl88_5
 
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Krawk Island Takes First



As former second place winners have done in the past, the Krawks persevered and took home the long sought trophy. Lost Desert was defeated by Krawk Island in the first round of the finals, pitting them against Kreludor for bronze. Shenkuu beat first seeded Kreludor to face the Krawks for gold. But, unfortunately for the ninjas, the pirates discovered gold in the form of a first place trophy...



Other Stories


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The Virtual Tour Guide: Identification Number 0400
"How do you destroy Evil Fuzzles?"

by o_liveandlearn_o

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A Chance Friendship
Suddenly my owner sat up straight, her eyes widening. "Is that the time? Coincidence, I have to go."

by joey200010

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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Six
"How can that be true? Maybe she fooled you," he suggested. "A soul can't just separate."

by ayame_23

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part One
So it's not that I was a hooligan, or a down and dirty spy. There are simply the facts...

Also written by sariphe

by chocolateisamust


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Tweaking Neopian Games #4
So Kacheek goes to meet Florg...

Art by vampirebunny180

by myssinu


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Team Squad Force: Food Fight!
Can our heroes stop the dreaded Muffins before he eats everything they hold dear and near to their hearts?

by lachtaube



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