teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 174,290,976 Issue: 387 | 10th day of Eating, Y11
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


The Great Easter Feast

Do you, like many others, notice that after this special day, you have so many Neggs you don't know what to do with them? Then this handy dandy cookery article is perfect for you!

by tanyawebber
Neopia's Kitchen: Recipes from 101 Neggs

Recipes and tips from the hit book 101 Neggs -- guaranteed to spice up any meal!

by fermata
NeoQuest II: A Guide to the Meridell Bosses

The first chapter, Meridell, is pretty straightforward. Especially in the mode I'm talking about; Normal.

by hillyhawk
In the Defence of Grundos

A sympathetic look at the development of the Grundo race throughout Neopia.

by keller_bloom
Scoring Goals to Feed Florg

Tired of playing Feed Florg over and over again, just to get that avatar that is only a few short points away? Or want to make the high score table, but keep missing by just a point?

by rawrlovesjaime
So Many Games, So Little Time... Find Your Best Fit!

If you find yourself struggling earning the amount of neopoints you would like to, or if you just want to play a game you really enjoy, here's a quick guide.

by mercyofthefallen
The Secret of the Giant Omelette

*throws omelettes*

by aliiwa
Neggs and the Wonderful Things They Do

They're relatively round in shape. They're occasionally edible. They tend to alter your Neopet in one way or another. They taunt you in Meerca Chase. That's right, you guessed it correctly: They're neggs.

Also by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Easter Negg Hunt

Which Neggs will you choose and where will you hide them?

by iloenchen
Advanced Key Questing: 1+1=3?!

Now for the exciting part, which I hardly ever see anyone use – using powerups TOGETHER!!

by musicoftheflute
Easter Negg Hunt - Easter Cybunny Style

The Top 10 countdown to where you should hide your neggs from the Easter Cybunny himself.

by jasminepavin
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"Perfect Lives and Little Sisters" by littlemouse_rbd
"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!" Loraine then broke out into a series of gesticulations that I knew was a "happy dance". My heart dropped, and bumped into my stomach abruptly. The day had finally come. My owner was getting a new pet. One of us was getting abandoned...




Other Stories


---------

Table for One
Elisha looked at the empty seat next to Sendrii. "Are you waiting for someone?" she asked.

by maltese51191

---------

Wings
All Buzz must earn their wings through bravery.

by lobstrosities

---------

The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Six
Snakes are no problem. Tight spaces aren't an issue. Flying is actually fun. But there's something about invisible Neopians that gives me the creeps.

by playmobil_is_my_life

---------

A Star-Spattered Sky: Part Eight
"There's been word that Fyora is looking for a certain, small air faerie that got separated from her mother."

by buds_and_authors

---------

One Fish, Two Fish
Neovision is superior to everything else.

by fish_puddle

---------

Never Hire A Skeith As An Easter Bunny
Really?

Also by ikaro_mazacke

by gaby_marques




Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.